kafunk 

when something just happens.

"we were just standing there and then KAFUNK her clothes were off!"

kafunk by horrumx July 12, 2009

Kadunkadink

Ka-dunk-a-dink: When you have to take a nasty crap! The type that takes about 20mins to pass, and sinks. May also splash water.

Man! I have to take a Kadunkadink

Kadunkadink by Stryider July 18, 2006

kadunkadunk 

someone who has a wide juicy, thick scrumptuous fat ass. Remember this person has a fat ass they are not a fat ass person there's a big difference!

I was wlkin down the street and i saw dis girl with the fattest damn kadunkadunk!

kadunkadunk by Benya_Benya December 26, 2005

kalunkadunk 

the act in which one needs to make an elegant bowel movement.

"Hey! Kenny's going to be late, he's going to take a quick kalunkadunk"

kalunkadunk by WhosTheAsianKid June 20, 2019

kapunkle 

Term in Bahamian dialect meaning "badly mangled" or "warped." It is always followed with the word "up" hence kapunkle up.

Kapunkle up is used more to describe how a person looks or feels and less to describe objects.

"Iron your clothes bey, you look so kapunkle up" - meaning ragged. The clothes on their own will be described as rough-dry but wearing them will make you look kapunkle up.

"After that roller coaster ride, I felt so kapunkle up" - meaning broken up.

"Da gymnast was so kapunkle up when she landed, I thought she did hurt herself."

"Dem contortionists is look so kapunkle up. I don't know how dey does get like that. It must be dey genes dread."

kapunkle by Reds January 21, 2006

kajunkled

when something is so completely and undeniably wrong with your personal hygiene or yoursurroundings/belongings that other people do not even have to ask what the fuck is wrong with you, they can see that you are in fact, kajunkled

Dang, it was so hot outside the other day that my NIZZUTS were kajunkled with sweat and stank.

OR

Scott Malone has a kajunkled gamers keyboard that would make a cockroach gag.

kajunkled by H-TOWN BOUND PRESTON 4-LIFE September 15, 2004

Kaunk 

To be annoyed, bothered, irritated, bored or have a general not in the mood (NITM) aura around you.
Derived from the snorting sound a human makes when no other words describe what they are feeling.

Dora: Hey Faith, what up homie?
Faith: I'm quite kaunk.
Dora: what's kaunkifying you?
Faith: your existense.

Kaunk by Foofer567 December 18, 2011