kadunk 

The rendering of a person unconscious unexpectedly by a clubbing blow to the back of the neck or head, generally caused by a blunt object being swung at a person.

"Jon walked around the corner and got kadunked by Luke."

kadunk by Meatsack September 16, 2005

kadunk 

To butt heads gently, generally with a young toddler

"Jedi, do kadunk!" and the toddler knows to gently bump heads with you.

kadunk by Shasta December 18, 2003

kadunk 

The act of receiving a blowjob while taking a shit

Suzie gave me a kadunk and paid for it with the smell of her life!!

kadunk by billybob674 July 31, 2007

Kadunk 

The noice when a solid object hits a hollow onject

The poo went kadunk of the the toilet wall

Kadunk by KadunkMaster5000 February 3, 2020

Kadunkadink

Ka-dunk-a-dink: When you have to take a nasty crap! The type that takes about 20mins to pass, and sinks. May also splash water.

Man! I have to take a Kadunkadink

Kadunkadink by Stryider July 18, 2006

kadunkadunk 

someone who has a wide juicy, thick scrumptuous fat ass. Remember this person has a fat ass they are not a fat ass person there's a big difference!

I was wlkin down the street and i saw dis girl with the fattest damn kadunkadunk!

kadunkadunk by Benya_Benya December 26, 2005

kalunkadunk 

the act in which one needs to make an elegant bowel movement.

"Hey! Kenny's going to be late, he's going to take a quick kalunkadunk"

kalunkadunk by WhosTheAsianKid June 20, 2019