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Definition: A dude who has a sad backstory, and eye patch, and is built like a Disney prince.

Kaeya defined (2): That one Genshin impact character that everyone wants to either fuck, fight, or adopt as their son.
Dude you’re being a real Kaeya right now.

“ Kaeya is my adoptive son, and someday he’ll inherit the palace and all of my debuts to the devil. “

—defined
Kaeya by Cry_Bb January 19, 2021
Sexiest daddy you'll ever see. Has a bro with a big dong. Will not freeze you in place.
Who's that hot man with an eyepatch? Oh it's Kaeya.
Kaeya by dongcollector November 24, 2020
A sexy blue haired, blue eyed, dark skin man who can let you ascend to heaven with his gorgeous voice and smile.
Random bitch: hey bestie do you know Kaeya from genshin?
Hot person: you mean sexi daddy who is also an angel
“kaeya is sexc”
“so true. banger”
kaeya by xiaolislol December 18, 2020
The sexiest MF you will ever meet, that man is most likely packing 16 inches istg he is so hot.

damn I just want him to **** *** ** **** ****** *** ***** *** everywhere all night ong that man has full permission to just **** the soul right out my body I would give him the sloppiest most amazing head he has ever gotten in his entire life, I would be willing to become his dog and have absolutely no regrets in doing so.

That man is the living version of perfection, if God is actually real then thank you for letting me lay my eyes on such a beautiful and perfect man.
person 1: "yo Kaeya is so fucking hot"

person 2: "ikr, I want him to **** me all day and all night right in the *** with a bluetooth speaker and then just *** all over me cuz hes so sexy."
Kaeya by LuxianoLee June 9, 2021
kaeyas boobs is amazing goo goo ga ha i want milk
kaeya by not shy shy May 6, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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