Xiao

Hottest daddy you'll ever see. He has a giant dong, and smooth body. Saves you when you fall down. If you want him to love you, give him almond tofu.

Xiao is mine, oh wait Xiao is ours.

by dongcollector December 01, 2020

Kaeya

Sexiest daddy you'll ever see. Has a bro with a big dong. Will not freeze you in place.

Who's that hot man with an eyepatch? Oh it's Kaeya.

by dongcollector November 24, 2020

F2P BTW

Standard traditional phrase for gacha players. You'll get a pass if you are a whale.

Look i just rolled diluc at my first wish today f2p btw

by dongcollector November 24, 2020

Genshin Impact

The game that is full of mystery, misery, questions, answers, excitement, happiness, sadness, regret, anger, stubbornness, MONEY, DONG, DADDYS, MILFS, LOLIS, and bennett's Q.

;Do you play rpg?

;Yeah i play genshin impact and I'm now broke lol

by dongcollector November 24, 2020