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To be stoned.

Smoke enough weed and you'll get kained.
"we went round to Skunk's house last night and got kained"
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"Kained but able, Percecution just because I'm stoned"
kained by matt ledwitch August 23, 2007
Breath of fresh air, sincere, classy yet sporty. So innocent yet so seductive
We been in dis club baggin these skee-os all night, why da hell can't we find us a Kadine?
Kadine by Naesed January 26, 2009
Getting completely fucking owned at Ultimate Frisbee!
Man, I threw that epic Hammer pass to Tony and scored after he threw me that epic Chicken Wing, we fucking Kained those idiots!
Kained by Tkain1 October 28, 2009
To be totally dicked in the face on such computer games as halo 2, wwf and world snooker tour 2003.
Jack - U wanna come ova and session halo bon nuit?
Tom - Yeh fo sho, i gunna totally kain you in the face tonite.
Jack - WTF! I kained u last nite and the nite before u absolute gerk. Chamo.....
kained by T"n"J October 1, 2006
to become so shithoused fucked in half drunk that you are unable to speak despite your best efforts
Bro 1: "yo man i never been that drunk in my life"
Bro 2: "Dude you couldnt even talk. You were totally kamined"
kamined by Legend B-69 April 15, 2009

Kained it boy 

When you complete a piece of work to what you beleive to be a high standard you say "i Kained it boy!"

Often used when you have done a lot more work than is required and brag about it to your fellow students.
John: "How did the assignment go?"

Bob: "I Kained it boy! I wrote 50 pages even though we had a 5 page limit and i needed to refill the printer twice before it had finished printing my work!"
Kained it boy by Jimlad86 April 14, 2008
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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