kadined 

To be too old for something

That 30 year old's at Chuck-E Cheese? He's so kadined

kadined by An Allen Production June 30, 2009

kained 

To be stoned.

Smoke enough weed and you'll get kained.

"we went round to Skunk's house last night and got kained"
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"Kained but able, Percecution just because I'm stoned"

kained by matt ledwitch August 23, 2007

Kadine 

Breath of fresh air, sincere, classy yet sporty. So innocent yet so seductive

We been in dis club baggin these skee-os all night, why da hell can't we find us a Kadine?

Kadine by Naesed January 26, 2009

Kained 

Getting completely fucking owned at Ultimate Frisbee!

Man, I threw that epic Hammer pass to Tony and scored after he threw me that epic Chicken Wing, we fucking Kained those idiots!

Kained by Tkain1 October 28, 2009

kained 

To be totally dicked in the face on such computer games as halo 2, wwf and world snooker tour 2003.

Jack - U wanna come ova and session halo bon nuit?
Tom - Yeh fo sho, i gunna totally kain you in the face tonite.
Jack - WTF! I kained u last nite and the nite before u absolute gerk. Chamo.....

kained by T"n"J October 1, 2006

kamined 

to become so shithoused fucked in half drunk that you are unable to speak despite your best efforts

Bro 1: "yo man i never been that drunk in my life"
Bro 2: "Dude you couldnt even talk. You were totally kamined"

kamined by Legend B-69 April 15, 2009

Kained it boy 

When you complete a piece of work to what you beleive to be a high standard you say "i Kained it boy!"

Often used when you have done a lot more work than is required and brag about it to your fellow students.

John: "How did the assignment go?"

Bob: "I Kained it boy! I wrote 50 pages even though we had a 5 page limit and i needed to refill the printer twice before it had finished printing my work!"

Kained it boy by Jimlad86 April 14, 2008