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to become so shithoused fucked in half drunk that you are unable to speak despite your best efforts
Bro 1: "yo man i never been that drunk in my life"
Bro 2: "Dude you couldnt even talk. You were totally kamined"
kamined by Legend B-69 April 15, 2009
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This is the international word for getting a cheeky finger toss sesh up a mountain.
A very popular word amongst Monmouth locals.
Im gonna get kymined tonight
I

can't wait to get kymined tonight

Last night I got kyminid so bloody hard
Kymined by zamzamzamm March 3, 2018
Related Words

Kamineko 

Literally, 'biting cat.'
Kamineko by Ding July 31, 2003
To be stoned.

Smoke enough weed and you'll get kained.
"we went round to Skunk's house last night and got kained"
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"Kained but able, Percecution just because I'm stoned"
kained by matt ledwitch August 23, 2007

Kamineko 

The stereotypical Nazi moderator for a message board.
Goddamnit, Kamineko! Why'd you close my topic?!
Kamineko by l337 r3n March 27, 2003
Getting completely fucking owned at Ultimate Frisbee!
Man, I threw that epic Hammer pass to Tony and scored after he threw me that epic Chicken Wing, we fucking Kained those idiots!
Kained by Tkain1 October 28, 2009
To be totally dicked in the face on such computer games as halo 2, wwf and world snooker tour 2003.
Jack - U wanna come ova and session halo bon nuit?
Tom - Yeh fo sho, i gunna totally kain you in the face tonite.
Jack - WTF! I kained u last nite and the nite before u absolute gerk. Chamo.....
kained by T"n"J October 1, 2006
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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