kamined

to become so shithoused fucked in half drunk that you are unable to speak despite your best efforts

Bro 1: "yo man i never been that drunk in my life"
Bro 2: "Dude you couldnt even talk. You were totally kamined"

by Legend B-69 April 15, 2009

Kymined

This is the international word for getting a cheeky finger toss sesh up a mountain.
A very popular word amongst Monmouth locals.

Im gonna get kymined tonight
I

can't wait to get kymined tonight

Last night I got kyminid so bloody hard

by zamzamzamm March 3, 2018

Kamineko

Literally, 'biting cat.'

by Ding July 31, 2003

kained

To be stoned.

Smoke enough weed and you'll get kained.

"we went round to Skunk's house last night and got kained"
-
"Kained but able, Percecution just because I'm stoned"

by matt ledwitch August 23, 2007

Kamineko

The stereotypical Nazi moderator for a message board.

Goddamnit, Kamineko! Why'd you close my topic?!

by l337 r3n March 27, 2003

Kained

Getting completely fucking owned at Ultimate Frisbee!

Man, I threw that epic Hammer pass to Tony and scored after he threw me that epic Chicken Wing, we fucking Kained those idiots!

by Tkain1 October 28, 2009

kained

To be totally dicked in the face on such computer games as halo 2, wwf and world snooker tour 2003.

Jack - U wanna come ova and session halo bon nuit?
Tom - Yeh fo sho, i gunna totally kain you in the face tonite.
Jack - WTF! I kained u last nite and the nite before u absolute gerk. Chamo.....

by T"n"J October 1, 2006