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(noun) it is a spanking given as a punishment for bad behavior.

pronouced "kah-boo-tos"
Kyle was bad, so he received dos kabutos.
kabutos by Korey2345 June 6, 2011
Words you can keep

Kabutishly 

In the manner of Kabuto.
Guy 1: I face-kick kabutishly
Guy 2: I haven't heard that word.
Guy 1: It means in the manner of Kabuto. It's an adverb.
Kabutishly by VonHugen October 30, 2013

Kabuto Yakushi

An awesome, hot, smart antagonist from the anime series, Naruto and Naruto: Shippuden. Contrary to popular belief, Kabuto Yakushi is a synonym for exceedingly brilliant, charming, introverted, witty, and handsome.
Girl: OMG! DID U SEE THAT GUY, HE IS SOOO KABUTO YAKUSHI!!!
Friend: Yes, yes, he is. ;)
Kabuto Yakushi by mangoes2021 August 4, 2011

Kabutops 

Pure pleasure. Kabutops is when you are simultaneously playing Pokemon and receiving oral sex from a woman.

The word stems from the phrase getting 'dome' from a girl. In Pokemon, Kabutops is resurrected from the dome fossil. Also getting 'top' can refer to receiving oral sex.
"Yo last night that biddy gave me some Kabutops, I came as my Magikarp evolved: Double orgasm."
Kabutops by Mike Rod 59 April 20, 2009

Kabuto's Sixth Coffin 

Derived from the question regarding the identity of the person within Sixth Edo Tensei Coffin summoned by Kabuto Yakushi in the Naruto Manga, which appeared to gain a significant reaction from the normally unshakable Madara Uchiha, which has started a rampant stream of theories and suggestions for the interest of speculation.

Can be seen and referred to also as a plot device where the appearance of any unseen/unknown character whom holds some key significance to the story, by causing a shocked or emotional reaction/outburst in an important/major character.
Abridged Version of Conversation

Madara: You want to join forces with me?
(Kabuto summons five coffins with Edo Tensei, which are the deceased Akatsuki members)
Madara: What do you want in return?
Kabuto: Uchiha Sasuke.
Madara: What if I say no?
(Appears Kabuto's Sixth Coffin)
Madara: Th-That's...! You madman! How did you do this?!
Kabuto: Oh you know... Anyway, you can relax. I haven't told a soul.
Kabuto's Sixth Coffin by Purple Ram September 10, 2010
Kabuto is teh l33t character from Naruto who is a medic and trains under Orochimaru. He betrayed the Leaf village, which he was brought to after being found after the battle of Bellflower/Kaede pass. He has grey hair in a ponytail, a purple shirt, Harry Potter glasses and possibly a fetish for ANBU clothing. His last name is Yakushi, which means the Healing Buhdda, and his first name means helmet, but together they mean aconite, which is a type of poison. His teammates in the Leaf were Akado Yoroi and Tsuguru Misumi. Kabuto was born on the 29 of February and when it is not a leap year he celebrates on the 1st of March. Kabuto is a Pisces and is 19 years old post-timeskip.
Kabuto is a worn-out subject on the Narutoforums.
kabuto by Pessimessed September 24, 2005
Orochimaru's lackey. He's an ugly little nerd that does whatever orochimabooty wants him to do. He pretends to act tough and licks orochimaru's snake organ.
If Orochimaru told Kabuto to lick his stanky toes he would gladly do so.
Kabuto by daoi ivieo na October 13, 2020
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I hit a real purple patch.

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