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Kabuto is teh l33t character from Naruto who is a medic and trains under Orochimaru. He betrayed the Leaf village, which he was brought to after being found after the battle of Bellflower/Kaede pass. He has grey hair in a ponytail, a purple shirt, Harry Potter glasses and possibly a fetish for ANBU clothing. His last name is Yakushi, which means the Healing Buhdda, and his first name means helmet, but together they mean aconite, which is a type of poison. His teammates in the Leaf were Akado Yoroi and Tsuguru Misumi. Kabuto was born on the 29 of February and when it is not a leap year he celebrates on the 1st of March. Kabuto is a Pisces and is 19 years old post-timeskip.
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by Pessimessed September 23, 2005
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(noun) it is a spanking given as a punishment for bad behavior.

pronouced "kah-boo-tos"
Kyle was bad, so he received dos kabutos.
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Orochimaru's lackey. He's an ugly little nerd that does whatever orochimabooty wants him to do. He pretends to act tough and licks orochimaru's snake organ.
If Orochimaru told Kabuto to lick his stanky toes he would gladly do so.
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