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mostly used in messages, jykez is a odd spelling for jokes.
normally used after saying something as a joke that could be taken the wrong way by the recipient
u r a complete idiot. neva go near me again. jykez!! lol!
jykez by B247E January 14, 2008
Related Words
jyke • jykira • jyk • Jyka • jykee • jykeilah • jykeim • Jykell • jyker • jykerria
A pretty smart and beautiful girl who loves very one and is always making good grades
Jykira is the best person you will meet
jykira by Jasismine March 20, 2017
a jewish dyke usually un attractive
Damn casey did u see that jyke walk by???!
jyke by Greencock March 30, 2007
Someone who simultaneously owns 3 blogs for 3 purposes.
The person who owns
1) http://jykw3.blogspot.com
2) http://www.xanga.com/JYKW
3) http://jykw.spaces.msn.com/
JYKW by JYKW August 31, 2008
Is always depressed. Will and can be funny when he wants to be. Is generous and nice unless you snake him or test him.
bruh I feel like Jykia right now.
Jykia by 14dead February 2, 2019
$lu$h was crowned king of the jykes on Tuesday. She now leads all the jappy lesbians at GW...disgusting.
jyke by Kathy Kurtis December 29, 2007
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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