justeg 

A SEXY ASS MOTHER FUCKER WITH A 12 INCH PENIS IS SMART AND BETTER THAN DONOVAN AND DID I METION HE IS SEXY AND HAS A HIGH IQ

DAMN THATS JUSTEG HE HAS A MOOSE COCK

justeg by SAUCEYJDAWG May 30, 2020

justgirlythings 

A series of internet photos with the caption "justgirlythings." Is often made fun of over the internet.

When he's taller than you... justgirlythings.
(picture of Slenderman)

justgirlythings by ehehheh October 31, 2013

Justeen 

The best person you will ever meet. Drop-dead gorgeous and gives the best advice there is. Its a good idea to talk to this person as much as possible because they will make you feel better. Makes the perfect girlfriend/best friend.

"aye man. Justeen's over there." - person 1
"coool. ima talk to her. shes my bfff." -person 2

Justeen by ohyeeeeeeeeeee December 31, 2011

justgetme 

A "justgetme" is something, (plural "justgetmes") which a wife asks her husband to purchase on his way home from work or wherever.
These are usually small purchases like a pint of milk or a loaf of bread, but sometimes can be a few items amounting to as much as £10.
Of course, the purchaser will not see any of the cash for these purchases, whether they are for them both, or personal requisites for his other half, who I imagine assumes the funds for which come from "an imaginary source."

Darling, while you're out can you justgetme a pint of milk, oh! and I need some tights, the usual kind and some make-up removal pads and a deodorant.

justgetme by Doghouse Riley January 13, 2009

justed 

To have your spirit and physical being crushed into a state of submission. To have your life ruined beyond repair.

American men tend to get justed hard after a divorce.

justed by bigguyforyou4221 April 23, 2018

justed 

Gettin absolutely rekt.

Buying into a coin at the ATH and then u brendan fraiser into crying jordan - JUSTed

justed by BUY_INTO_GEMS_ICO January 10, 2018

juster 

1) verb - To unscrupulously obtain, possess, or gain materials, goods, services, or possessions. An unconscionable action that oppresses, suppresses, or takes advantage of an individual or an individual's situation for one's own personal gain. Also colloquially known as 'to screw someone over'.

2) verb – To wait until the very end to charge group lunches with a credit card, and take all the cash that has been placed by others for the bill. The 'justering' occurs twofold; first, there is usually extra cash in the form of change or overpayment, since many people typically only have $20 bills. The 'juster' keeps this extra change. Second, the 'juster' accumulates airline mile points so that he/she (mostly a 'he') can fly to New York, free of charge.

3) adj – the bastion of inefficiency; governmental, bureaucratic effectiveness.

4) noun – A person who hordes virtual or physical possessions; this type of person may use work server space to store MP3 song files, or stock his filing cabinet up with food once the Costco shipment arrives. Many times, this may come in the form of 'freeloading'.

5) noun - an individual who cuts peanut butter sandwiches into 4 triangles, and sprinkles baked goods (such as chips or pretzels) around the plate as garnish.

1) We were playing Settlers of Catan. When you moved the robber on my land, you JUSTERED me!

2) I put in a $20 for my $12 meal, but didn't get any change back. Dangit, I got JUSTERED!

3) What a JUSTER…he wrote 3 VLASYS scripts for each URL, when he only needed to write a D-Get line!!

4) Where did all the Snapple and Snickers bars go? Aw…JUSTER took them!

5) What a JUSTER meal…PBJ and pretzels again?!

juster by lamerrr February 19, 2009