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A Philippino pedophile who prys on small children in the middle of the night, he likes booty clap gang and he faps at 6.30 to kim kardashian's cardboard cut out and he likes little children as they are cute and smaller then him. he also likes big breasts and is a big pervert and does not know any studying material and is very dumb
Jurico is a pedophile
jurico by Justin Ang January 27, 2014

junicorn 

Ultra rare breed of A Jesus loving woman who glows with His light from within, lovingly holds her friends to God's holy standard of accountability while also doing all to maintain that standard herself, wears a purity ring and feels naked without her Bible.
The junicorns waited patiently on the Lord.
junicorn by Christian woman February 19, 2018
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A.k.a Mr. Steal Your Girl. A tough boy who will throw punches the second you threaten their friends or family, so be careful around them. Intimidating with the eyes of a lion but also very caring, loving, dedicated, and passionate.
Did you hear that Jerico stole one of the jocks girlfriends? They're going to have a fight after school. My money is on Jerico...
Jerico by Bull_the_Cow November 13, 2016

Res judicootie 

Finding its origin in the legal term res judicata (meaning forever barred) ,res judicootie references one's successful treatment of head lice or nits, fleas and the like....
Following two weeks of torturous treatment,little Sally was hoping to declare res judicootie on her case of head lice.
Res judicootie by sheila in the car December 28, 2011

jüriöö 

jüriöö ülestõus (georgesnight uprising) a rebellion in estonia 23. april 1343 (in the night of St. George's Day) against germans. Estonian peasants killed many germans including children and women but they lost.

In slang is jüriöö when all (or most) students/pupils pack in the middle of the lesson their stuff, stand up, yell "jüriöö" and run out of the classroom (and usually go home). It is done when it is obvious, that the schoolday is long enough and has to be ended.
all: "JJÜÜÜÜRRRIIIIÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ"
teacher writes: "... arbitrary left the lesson, absent without a reason, tomorrow detention we repeat the same lesson"
jüriöö by ptk January 2, 2004
Very attractive male to the opposite sex. Pleasing to the ladies eye.
Oh man, Brian looked so jurica yesterday, I wanted him bad!
Jurica by Jay May 12, 2004

The Jurick

The act of fornication, in the missionary position, upon a hay bale. To perform this maneuver properly make sure that the scrotum impacts the side of the bale on the inward thrust *Caution* This sexual act can cause brush burn to the scrotum. If done improperly the recipient will need to have his testes rubbed with lotion by the local fire department.
"Oh man my balls are really itchy today. I shouldn't have pulled a the Jurick on Sally Rottencrotch."
The Jurick by Chapstick81 October 5, 2011
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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