A Philippino pedophile who prys on small children in the middle of the night, he likes booty clap gang and he faps at 6.30 to kim kardashian's cardboard cut out and he likes little children as they are cute and smaller then him. he also likes big breasts and is a big pervert and does not know any studying material and is very dumb
Jurico is a pedophile
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A.k.a Mr. Steal Your Girl. A tough boy who will throw punches the second you threaten their friends or family, so be careful around them. Intimidating with the eyes of a lion but also very caring, loving, dedicated, and passionate.
Did you hear that Jerico stole one of the jocks girlfriends? They're going to have a fight after school. My money is on Jerico...
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Get the Jerico mug.Finding its origin in the legal term res judicata (meaning forever barred) ,res judicootie references one's successful treatment of head lice or nits, fleas and the like....
Following two weeks of torturous treatment,little Sally was hoping to declare res judicootie on her case of head lice.
by sheila in the car December 28, 2011
Get the Res judicootie mug.jüriöö ülestõus (georgesnight uprising) a rebellion in estonia 23. april 1343 (in the night of St. George's Day) against germans. Estonian peasants killed many germans including children and women but they lost.
In slang is jüriöö when all (or most) students/pupils pack in the middle of the lesson their stuff, stand up, yell "jüriöö" and run out of the classroom (and usually go home). It is done when it is obvious, that the schoolday is long enough and has to be ended.
In slang is jüriöö when all (or most) students/pupils pack in the middle of the lesson their stuff, stand up, yell "jüriöö" and run out of the classroom (and usually go home). It is done when it is obvious, that the schoolday is long enough and has to be ended.
all: "JJÜÜÜÜRRRIIIIÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ"
teacher writes: "... arbitrary left the lesson, absent without a reason, tomorrow detention we repeat the same lesson"
teacher writes: "... arbitrary left the lesson, absent without a reason, tomorrow detention we repeat the same lesson"
by ptk January 2, 2004
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Get the Jurica mug.The act of fornication, in the missionary position, upon a hay bale. To perform this maneuver properly make sure that the scrotum impacts the side of the bale on the inward thrust *Caution* This sexual act can cause brush burn to the scrotum. If done improperly the recipient will need to have his testes rubbed with lotion by the local fire department.
"Oh man my balls are really itchy today. I shouldn't have pulled a the Jurick on Sally Rottencrotch."
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