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The Jurick

The act of fornication, in the missionary position, upon a hay bale. To perform this maneuver properly make sure that the scrotum impacts the side of the bale on the inward thrust *Caution* This sexual act can cause brush burn to the scrotum. If done improperly the recipient will need to have his testes rubbed with lotion by the local fire department.

"Oh man my balls are really itchy today. I shouldn't have pulled a the Jurick on Sally Rottencrotch."

by Chapstick81 October 5, 2011