“wait patiently”- mom
what’s that mean”-son
calm your tits and shut up”-mom
by uh oh spaghetti o’s December 7, 2021
Masturbating excessively and sending inappropriate texts/ images / videos because you have to wait to be sexually gratified for a significant other to return
I am patiently waiting for you to come back from your trip.
by paper hats July 7, 2019
The character that the My Chemical Romance album The Black Parade is centered around. He is battling a disease and when he dies, death comes to him in the form of a parade of people in black marching band outfits. This concept is based off of Gerard Way's belief that death comes to you in the form of your fondest memory.
The Patient sees death as a Black Parade.
by We're all dying March 9, 2009
Showing patience; someone who is able to wait for a long period of time with little or no complaint, despite obstacles and difficulties. Considered a virtue. Someone who dosen't bitch as often.
Jennifer: Wow, we got lost for three hours in San Diego in the hot sun and Alan didn't complain at all!

Kate: Wow, what a patient guy! unlike most of the population who bitch a lot.

Jennifer: I know....bitches!
by FabGonz May 29, 2009
A client of a medical clinic.

Does not turn up for appointments.

Turns up without an appointment.

Makes appointments.
Changes appointments.
Does not turn up for appointments.
Complains about payment.
Does not pay for appointment.

Terrorises clinic staff with loud, angry outbursts.

Terrifies other patients with inappropriate anecdotes.

Refers other patients.
Process starts once again.
An impatient patient who saps the patience from patient clinic staff.
by mownie March 31, 2010
a person with mental issue of some kind.....or is socially inept.

as in, 'don't bother with him - he's a patient'

(originated in UK prisons during the early 1980's and is in wide use inside today)
I'd stray away from him - he's a patient .

'he's on medication - he's a patient'.
by thecleaner June 21, 2018