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Judine is a nice , adorable and funny person to be with. She is sweet and fun but when you mess with her she will kill you.
My mom hit my dad and he got judined
Judine by Chuckle king July 31, 2018

Tay Jardine 

The amazing, beautiful, adorable, hilarious female singer in the pop-punk band We Are The In Crowd. She was born March 7 1991, is from Poughkeepsie New York, and likes turtles. :)
person 1: who is the most perfect person in the entire world in your opinion?
person 2: tay jardine, obv.
Tay Jardine by unicornfaggot June 10, 2012

Keith Jardine 

A MMA fighter for the UFC, made famous after being cast as a heavyweight under coach Rich Franklin on the second season of the Ultimate Fighter on Spike TV. Although he didn't win, Jardine still got a career in the UFC, where he dropped down to the light heavyweight division. He has fought the likes of Houston Alexander, along with his fellow Ultimate Fighter alumni Stephan Bonner and Forrest Griffin. His major victory came in September 22, 2007 when he won split decision against the "Iceman" Chuck Liddell.
Keith Jardine's current MMA record is 13 Wins - 3 Losses - 1 Draws.
Keith Jardine by cecilie w November 14, 2007

Taylor Jardine 

Taylor "Tay" Jardine, is one of the lead singers for the pop-punk band We Are The In Crowd. WATIC were signed to the label "Hopeless Records" in 2009. She was born March 7th 1991 in Liberty and attended Liberty High School as a teen. She has short(ish) brown hair, brown eyes and a nose ring. Her dress style usually consists of skinny jeans and band or Glamour Kills shirts. Her favorite animals are Pandas and Elephants. She is idolized by many people, and is overall a polite and loveable girl.
Person 1: Who are WATIC's singers?
Person 2: Taylor Jardine and Jordan Eckes.
Taylor Jardine by TheLucyJones January 1, 2013

Jardined 

When fighting a relative new comer you get visicously knocked out ending with your mouthpiece rolling away like a busted tire
Dude that kid just Jardined that guy
Jardined by MMAman654 January 11, 2010

Scoop Jardine 

A term devised by a Detroit native and a South Carolinian,

A Scoop Jardine is the act of placing ice cream in a females ass crack and licking it out with one's tongue. You can use any toppings such as: sprinkles, bananas, nuts(which we don't recommend).
Mike: Yo Jim, that freak came over last night and I Scoop Jardined her.

Jim: I respect that
Scoop Jardine by Big Skinny RDU December 17, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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