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junkaholic 

of, relating to, caused by compulsive spending, emassing large collections of items, junk, of interest.

One affected with Junkitis.
A typical Junkaholic is when a person spends all of their spare time going to flea markets, yard/garage sales, shopping malls, thrift stores, online sites, endlessly searching and buying items of interest.
junkaholic by Panthera Atrox January 25, 2011
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jerkaholic 

A person who masturbates to a degree that it interferes with their daily life.
He was such a jerkaholic, that his wife left him for masturbating online all day.
jerkaholic by DrJohnJ September 5, 2008

jackaholic 

To masturbate very frequently, at least 6 times or more daily. usually a twelve or thirteen year old who is very horny.
"Son!" Wes mother? "You are such a jackaholic!" "I know."
jackaholic by raven January 28, 2003

Jockaholic

A person who is addicted to working out or athletic pursuits.
Damn, when Julia isn't sleeping she's out biking, hiking, skiing, or in the gym. She's such a jockaholic!
Jockaholic by The Word Warrior February 18, 2011

funkaholic

Someone who is addicted to the funk.
Dude #1: Dude do you see how cool and funky that girl is?
Dude #2: Yeah, dude. She's totally a funkaholic.
funkaholic by funkaholics anonymous December 24, 2013

Junkoholic

One who is a compulsive collector, shopper, and barbain hunter.

Junkaholic/Hoarder
A home of a typical Junkoholic is loaded and packed with items from the floor to the ceiling.
Junkoholic by Panthera Atrox February 20, 2011

Jerkaholic 

A person who works exceptionally hard to prove they are better than everyone else. Steals and plagiarizes religiously from everyone around them. If they are on-line, they will carefully craft their profile to prove they are superior, with many timely shots of their expensive and cliched vacation spots.

A consummate fake who does not believe a word who comes out of his mouth.

Hates anyone with a talent they don't posses. Secretly despises everyone and wants to become ruler overlord of the world; should be avoided at all costs.
I have to get away from that jerkaholic; he's stealing my soul!