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jumblees 

The fat nerd's jumblees bounced in delight when he heard about the new season of star trek.
jumblees by Flingotravels June 20, 2005

Jumbleshaq 

A place where people of the ghetto bang out some hench choonz
Man don't do that shizzle here, blare it out at hte jumbleshaq
Jumbleshaq by Fubby_Gibgib June 11, 2006

Jumbles My Tower 

When someone or something is really frustrating and/or distressing you, it means that your tower is being, or as been, jumbled.

Similar to Rustle My Jimmies
That asshole at work really jumbles my tower

I'm getting so fucking jumbled right now

You're really jumbling my tower

My jimmies are jumbled
Jumbles My Tower by analprolapser3600 February 21, 2018

waverly jumbles 

1) Another name for testicles, or balls

2) Jame's Madison's favorite type of cookie.
1) Higgins totally racked his waverly jumbles on Alex's knee when he fell off the yoga ball.

2) Those waverly jumbles we ate in class were so fucking good.
waverly jumbles by Brett W October 5, 2006

Jumpless 

you haven't been jumped or beat up recently
"I bet he's gettin his ass beat errday in that hood"
"Nah man, when I saw him he looked jumpless"
Jumpless by wuddupson March 28, 2009
Piles of clothing on the bedroom floor, clean and dirty.
She never put away her laundry, it was always in jumples.
Jumples by TheHeyseed December 8, 2012
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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