analprolapser3600's definitions

hot birthday cake

When you cum on someones ass and then stuff candles in their anus and light them

I gave my girlfriend a hot birthday cake for her 14th

by analprolapser3600 December 18, 2017

Jumbles My Tower

When someone or something is really frustrating and/or distressing you, it means that your tower is being, or as been, jumbled.

Similar to Rustle My Jimmies

That asshole at work really jumbles my tower

I'm getting so fucking jumbled right now

You're really jumbling my tower

My jimmies are jumbled

by analprolapser3600 February 21, 2018