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When you've accepted the fart you can't hold, and you still shit yourself

I was in the elevator and was trying to hold the fart, upon release I jump sharted

jump shart by yodrian July 21, 2016

Words you can keep

jump the shart

Knowing that a baby's diaper only has a small poop in it, that there will be more.

Usage: "I won't change your diaper yet, because I don't want to jump the shart."

jump the shart by OFFICEMIKE January 13, 2014

VH1 Jumpstart

A television show on VH1 on weekday mornings. This show plays nothing but music videos that are becoming popular and even new upcoming bands. They play anything from rap to hip hop to Indie, to Pop, etc.

VH1 Jumpstart

Lady Gaga (Just dance/Poker face)
The Script (Man who can't be moved)
Jamie Foxx (Blame It)
The Fray

VH1 Jumpstart by oreo_lover May 28, 2009

jumpstarting

Verb. The rigorous and repeated banging of an elderly person.

Andy got a job at the local retirement home jumpstarting senior citizens for $10 a head.

jumpstarting by Grimache March 14, 2008

Jumpstart

Smearing your taint with burt’s bees, then mix Vick’s vaporub and icy hot, and smear those on your taint

I like to start every day off with a nice jumpstart

Jumpstart by JumpstartMyDay November 20, 2019

Malibu Jumpstart

is getting a girl drunk with malibu rum then hitting her with a tazer gun until she is knocked out then fucking her.

Ive been laid 5 times tonight by using the malibu jumpstart.

Malibu Jumpstart by Oklahoma Sucks October 4, 2009

Jumpstart

When you’re girlfriend is not in the mood, you can jumpstart her by placing close pins on her nipples and grab your taser and zap her vagina to give her an electric shock like she’s never felt before

My girlfriend was almost asleep as I was really horny then. So I had to jumpstart her to get her into the mood

Jumpstart by DozenthPear8905 April 27, 2021

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026