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A way of describing someone who is really nice and good person, but they are considered being fat, obesse, having rolls, or wiggeling when they walk. They cant just be chubby, and it's way more then just being "thick", you have to be full blown fatty. You have to have a big fat belly that jiggles, and dimples where you do not want them. It's the word you would use to describe obesse friends, fat actors and actresses you think you like even though you have never, and will never meet them, and just happy nice chunkers that we all know. Because fat can imply lazy, jumblee implys merry.
-Santa Claus

-neighbor1= Did you see who moved in?
neighbor2= No but she baked me cookies and left them by the door, washed my car, and mowed my lawn! What a nice lady...
neighbor1= I know! She just trimmed the my hedges, walked my dogs, painted my house, and took out my garbage! Shes cool by me.
neighbor2= She sounds like my kindof woman... what does she look like? Hot?
neighbor1= *shifts uncomfortably* Umm... some would say that... shes jumblee.
neighbor2= At least shes not fat
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JUMBLE-GUT

When you need to pull off the hard shoulder to take a huge shit!

The poop is usually unstoppable at this point and necks it's way out the anus without hesitation.

"That awkward moment when you get jumble-gut whilst travelling"
Ben: "Pull over love I think I got Jumble-Gut, it won't stop"!!!

Mary: "Must be that Gammon, I told Henry it was under-cooked"
JUMBLE-GUT by CannabisKings January 17, 2020
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Bumble Jumble 

A soccer(football(futbol)) tactic that involves dribbling with a ball into the opposing defender intentionally, hoping that the ball with ricochet off their legs, allowing the attacker to eventually regain possession, leaving the defender in the dust. Commonly known, and despised, for its effective use in the popular Fifa videogames. Can also be used as a verb.
He was playing with Inter Milan, and bumble jumbled his way to a cheap 4-3 victory.

He is an awful Fifa player, and only beat me because he scored on 4 bumble jumbles.
Bumble Jumble by yinwa August 17, 2010

crotch jumble 

someone who is caught with their hands down their pants, or their hands over their genital area
"Hey Evalin, stop picking your crotch jumble and come over here"
crotch jumble by StefanStamp June 11, 2008
When you are both high, and drunk. Another word for crossed.
bro, we’re gonna get so jumbled tonight fuck.
Jumbled by millybeth April 27, 2019
A grouping of two pieces of sushi comprising a full row.
Man that's a sweet jumblet.

Can I take the whole jumblet, or should we split it?

That ninja stole my jumblet!
Jumblet by Senor Baanaanaa February 14, 2010

Jumble a Bitch 

Jumble a Bitch (v)- "You ever fuck a girl so good, that after you bust, you look over and she was out, you broke a bitch, that ladies and gentleman is what I call jumbling a bitch" - King K da Plug

History:
"Jumble a Bitch" was first started by King K da Plug whilst hanging with some females. Feeling that there were no fun ways to explain the act of fucking a girl real good, he decided to start "Jumble a Bitch". Soon after the creation of this term he released a SoundCloud song called "Jumble a Bitch".
MC Peaches - "How was your night with Bella?"
King K - "bruh it was lit... straight jumbled a bitch"

MC Peaches - "dayummmm, jumble a bitch!"
Jumble a Bitch by Tyrone June 14, 2018