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when you poop and get a clean wipe with no shit on the toilet paper!
no trace evidence of your duty
Annika: Man I just took the biggest shit and it was a julaba!
Caroline: Lucky bitch! You didn't even half to wipe?!
Annika: NOPE
julaba by julaba mama October 5, 2017
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jalabast 

jalabast is a serpent. He's good for the enemy team, he throws games so hard that he drops 0s and even negative numbers per game and his only purpose of living is to make it a living hell for his teammates.
Teammate: Dude you dropped 0 kills you're actually a jalabast.
Teammate: Dude I died because you body blocked me. You're are acting like a jalabast right now.
jalabast by jetsontopshotta October 14, 2020
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junabauer 

A style of Ina Bauer that was created by Korean figure skater Junhwan Cha
Person A: "Wow Junhwan's Ina Bauer is so pretty!"
Person B: "You mean Junabauer?"
junabauer by TREXin4K June 7, 2021

Julabuddin 

Derived from Julab / જુલાબ / जुलाब which means a purgative

A muslim who works his entire life in a factory that processes plant derived purgatives. He is awarded the title of the most reliable employee for 35 years of service.
Matt: I am getting a colonic cleanse
Esmeralda: Well why don't you ask your neighbor Julabuddin to get you some free stuff

Jalabated 

The practice of male and female solo or mutual masturbation following hand contact with hot peppers, chillies or jalapeños. The residue from the food in contact with the persons genital's generates a burning sensation that some find painful and pleasurable in the same measure.
Last night Toby and I jalabated each other and it felt like a bomb went off in my underwear.
Jalabated by Murenhausen March 20, 2009
The waste material produced while the stomach being out of order is known as julab. It is tatti in liquid form.
person 1: abey kal match khelnay kyun nahin aaya?
person 2: arey yaar julab lag gai thay tere bhai ko.

example 2

person 1: mein tujhay call nahin karnay day raha.
person 2: chal dey bharway, warna esee laat maroon ga saalay julab lag jain gai tere...bharwa
julab by ChaChaaZ October 9, 2007
Julaani is a unique girl with a unique name she is misunderstood but steals all the boys hearts with her attitudes and looks she has a bit of sass up her pants so you better watch out! if you meet a julaani your very very lucky and special cause there rare to find
hey im julaani whats your name

wait a minute did you just say your names julaani
yah!
OMG ITS SOO NICE TO MEET YOU DO YOU WANNA BE BEST FRIENDS
SURE YOUR VERY NICE!
Julaani by hunminstill October 8, 2017
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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