julaba

when you poop and get a clean wipe with no shit on the toilet paper!
no trace evidence of your duty

Annika: Man I just took the biggest shit and it was a julaba!
Caroline: Lucky bitch! You didn't even half to wipe?!
Annika: NOPE

by julaba mama October 5, 2017

jalabast

jalabast is a serpent. He's good for the enemy team, he throws games so hard that he drops 0s and even negative numbers per game and his only purpose of living is to make it a living hell for his teammates.

Teammate: Dude you dropped 0 kills you're actually a jalabast.
Teammate: Dude I died because you body blocked me. You're are acting like a jalabast right now.

by jetsontopshotta October 14, 2020

junabauer

A style of Ina Bauer that was created by Korean figure skater Junhwan Cha

Person A: "Wow Junhwan's Ina Bauer is so pretty!"
Person B: "You mean Junabauer?"

by TREXin4K June 7, 2021

Julabuddin

Derived from Julab / જુલાબ / जुलाब which means a purgative

A muslim who works his entire life in a factory that processes plant derived purgatives. He is awarded the title of the most reliable employee for 35 years of service.

Matt: I am getting a colonic cleanse
Esmeralda: Well why don't you ask your neighbor Julabuddin to get you some free stuff

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021

Jalabated

The practice of male and female solo or mutual masturbation following hand contact with hot peppers, chillies or jalapeños. The residue from the food in contact with the persons genital's generates a burning sensation that some find painful and pleasurable in the same measure.

Last night Toby and I jalabated each other and it felt like a bomb went off in my underwear.

by Murenhausen March 20, 2009

julab

The waste material produced while the stomach being out of order is known as julab. It is tatti in liquid form.

person 1: abey kal match khelnay kyun nahin aaya?
person 2: arey yaar julab lag gai thay tere bhai ko.

example 2

person 1: mein tujhay call nahin karnay day raha.
person 2: chal dey bharway, warna esee laat maroon ga saalay julab lag jain gai tere...bharwa

by ChaChaaZ October 9, 2007

Julaani

Julaani is a unique girl with a unique name she is misunderstood but steals all the boys hearts with her attitudes and looks she has a bit of sass up her pants so you better watch out! if you meet a julaani your very very lucky and special cause there rare to find

hey im julaani whats your name

wait a minute did you just say your names julaani
yah!
OMG ITS SOO NICE TO MEET YOU DO YOU WANNA BE BEST FRIENDS
SURE YOUR VERY NICE!

by hunminstill October 8, 2017