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To have a complete brain-fart and respond to a question like an imbecile.
I asked someone for directions to the closest gas station and went Jabauer on me. He responded by telling me he knows the directions instead of providing me the directions.
Jabauer by StreetSmarter August 2, 2016
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Ryan Jungbauer 

Is when you grab ones tits and jiggle it around like a chimpanzee trying to open a banana. During that, you must be shitting on the ground for extreme pleasure.