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jukebomb 

To completely kill the mood at a bar by playing music on the jukebox that is unbefitting of the establishment, such as country at a trendy urban lounge, hardcore rap at a West Virginia honky tonk, or Celine Dion just about anywhere. Will often result in a mass exodus of people, costing the bar hundreds if not thousands of dollars in revenue, and really piss off the bar owner.
Jerry totally jukebombed The Playaz Club on Saturday night by queuing up 20 consecutive Michael Bolton songs. The place was packed before it started, but by the end of the third Bolton song, it was so quiet that you could almost hear crickets chirping.
jukebomb by Nicholas D February 27, 2009
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Jokebomb 

A Joke that you don't get straight away. Two or three seconds is an ideal Fuse length.
Me "What's the best thing about having sex, with twenty eight year old partners?"

You "Dunno"

Me "There are twenty of them."

You "..................................."Jokebomb, You horrible cunt!"
Jokebomb by BadBeast December 4, 2009

Juke Bomb 

An act of social terrorism that culminates in the art of singing a song with the full intention of infecting listeners brains for the remainder of the day with a melody that won’t go away short of lobotomizing surgery.
Bob drops his Purple Rain juke bomb daily earning his moniker the uni-juke-bomber.

Juke Bomb 

The act of walking into a bar, dropping a $20 in the Juke Box, selecting the same Justin Bebeir song (the most effeminate one he sings which in my opinion is all of them) over and over again until the money is gone, then immediatly exiting the premises with haste.
The bikers attempted to make it throught the fallout of a strategically placed "Juke Bomb" of the Justin Beiber song "One Less Lonely Girl". After the third playing, the bar was forced to clear out, and the man hunt for the assailent was on!
Juke Bomb by BloatedYak March 11, 2012

jakebomb 

someone who cant afford to wash.
someone who smells, steals from amy, with scraggy hair, speaks like a begoi and wears handy-dooners.
junkie wendy is a jakebomb.
jakebomb by amy hogg December 15, 2008

Jokebombing 

To interrupt a joke someone is telling to someone else by jumping in and yelling out the punchline.
Dave: Hey Joe, what does a black man do when he laughs?
Joe: lol i unno dave, what does he do?
Dave: He -
*Michael appears*
Michael: HE SNIGGERS!
Dave: Shut the fuck up Michael, you jokebombing little sniggerer.
Jokebombing by AIWDI May 21, 2013
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