jakebomb

someone who cant afford to wash.
someone who smells, steals from amy, with scraggy hair, speaks like a begoi and wears handy-dooners.

junkie wendy is a jakebomb.

by amy hogg December 15, 2008

jukebomb

To completely kill the mood at a bar by playing music on the jukebox that is unbefitting of the establishment, such as country at a trendy urban lounge, hardcore rap at a West Virginia honky tonk, or Celine Dion just about anywhere. Will often result in a mass exodus of people, costing the bar hundreds if not thousands of dollars in revenue, and really piss off the bar owner.

Jerry totally jukebombed The Playaz Club on Saturday night by queuing up 20 consecutive Michael Bolton songs. The place was packed before it started, but by the end of the third Bolton song, it was so quiet that you could almost hear crickets chirping.

by Nicholas D February 27, 2009

Jokebomb

A Joke that you don't get straight away. Two or three seconds is an ideal Fuse length.

Me "What's the best thing about having sex, with twenty eight year old partners?"

You "Dunno"

Me "There are twenty of them."

You "..................................."Jokebomb, You horrible cunt!"

by BadBeast December 4, 2009

Jokebombing

To interrupt a joke someone is telling to someone else by jumping in and yelling out the punchline.

Dave: Hey Joe, what does a black man do when he laughs?
Joe: lol i unno dave, what does he do?
Dave: He -
*Michael appears*
Michael: HE SNIGGERS!
Dave: Shut the fuck up Michael, you jokebombing little sniggerer.

by AIWDI May 21, 2013