A "
Fake Juicer" is someone who:
(a): pretends to be drunk at a party but in reality has consumed very little or no alcohol.
(b): has a very low tolerance and is hammered way before anyone else is.
(c): loses a drinking competition to someone else whom they claimed to be a
fake juicer.
To be given the humiliating title of a "
fake juicer" you must satisfy one or more of the above criteria. A
fake juicer usually exaggerates the amount of alcohol they have drank in order to refrain from drinking more or can'
t handle their booze and is the first one belligerently drunk at an otherwise calm event.
Calling someone a "
fake juicer" is also effective way of pressuring them to drink more and prove to the accuser that they are an authentic juicer. If you call someone a
fake juicer and they challenge you to a chug off, the winner is granted permission to call the
loser a "fake juicer" for the remainder of the night.
Example 1:
Guy 1: "hey want another beer
man?"
Guy 2: "no I've had waaaay too much and I'm really drunk give me a few minutes."
Guy 1: "You'
re not drunk, this is only your 2nd beer. Stop being a
fake juicer."
Guy 2: "You're right, I am a
fake juicer, I'll show myself out."
Example 2:
Guy: "Hey check out Alison, it's only 9:30 and she's already wasted off of 4 Bacardi Breezers."
Girl: "Yea tell me about it, she's such a
fake juicer."
(Both sigh disappointingly )
Example 3:
Bro 1: "yo bro you want another beer bro?"
Bro 2: "nah bro I'm fucked up I'll pass."
Bro 1: "Bro you've only had like 11 beers and 5 shots"
Bro 2: "yee bro, I might throw up so I'll wait a few minutes"
Bro 1: (to fellow partygoers) "hey everyone look we have a
fake juicer over here!"
Hot Girl: "Wow what a
pussy!"
Athlete: "Haha what a fuckin'
fake juicing virgin!"
High
Guy: "Not chill bro."
Bro 2: "Fuck you I'm not a
fake juicer, pass me that beer."
Bro 1: (passes beer) "Thats what I like to hear bro."
Bro 2: (chugs beer, throws up) " I'm a fucking savage!"
Example 4:
Bro 1 "Yo bro you're such a fake juicer
man!"
Bro 2: "Nah bro, YOU'RE the fake juicer!"
Bro 3: "CHUG OFF!!!!"
(They both chug until bro 1 passes out and has to go to the hospital. Bro 2 is the champion and bro 1 will be known as the fake juicer until he redeems himself)