Jullerbeast 

A large mammal resembling a cross between an overweight pig and a slack-jawed walrus. It snorts around in ditches and shrubs, and mostly eats wood.

"Jullerbeasts are surprisingly quick for their size. They just cannot be trusted."

Jullerbeast by Not Bram January 22, 2013

Jullerbeast 

A hideous, primordial creature, driven by base instincts and even baser habits. It resembles a cross between a dugong, a rabid yak and a piece of driftwood. It has the face of an anglerfish, except for the alarming and excessive number of proboscises.

"I think my shrub garden was destroyed by a Jullerbeast last night. Either that or by a jackanapes. Or perhaps they were one and the same?"

Jullerbeast by common burgher March 19, 2013