by Earball August 08, 2017
Get the juicero mug.An overpriced and over engineered machine that squeezed juice packs. Most of the price was because of the sheer engineering standards which were unnecessary for such a simple task… squeezing a godamn juice pack. Was introduced in 2017, died the same year due to backlash.
juicero was an elaborate scam. The guy behind it is still knocking around I believe. Trying to DRM juice of all things… no wonder the product and company died.
by Rolls-Royce=Apple, GE=Samsung July 27, 2025
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Almost nobody remembers Juicero anymore, that is unless you randomly happen to stumble upon it by chance and all the memories start flushing back. And if you do remember, it was basically an elaborate money making scam and no one wanted that in their home. Was exorbitantly expensive due to the higher than normal engineering standards and tolerances in many of the components inside the appliance, many of which were manufactured using expensive processes like CNC machining and such. Basically a $400 overengineered contraption that squeezed DRM-locked juice packs which cost $40 a week for new ones to be delivered to your home. Was ridiculed to death. Also it was discovered you could squeeze the juice out of the packs faster by hand than the machine could which no doubt defeated the DRM. If someone on eBay is selling a juicero machine, hit me up as I wanna explore it further and maybe install a custom firmware and do other nerdy stuff with it.
Almost nobody remembers Juicero anymore, that is unless you randomly happen to stumble upon it by chance and all the memories start flushing back. And if you do remember, it was basically an elaborate money making scam and no one wanted that in their home. Was exorbitantly expensive due to the higher than normal engineering standards and tolerances in many of the components inside the appliance, many of which were manufactured using expensive processes like CNC machining and such. Basically a $400 overengineered contraption that squeezed DRM-locked juice packs which cost $40 a week for new ones to be delivered to your home. Was ridiculed to death. Also it was discovered you could squeeze the juice out of the packs faster by hand than the machine could which no doubt defeated the DRM. If someone on eBay is selling a juicero machine, hit me up as I wanna explore it further and maybe install a custom firmware and do other nerdy stuff with it.
Kevin: Hey remember back a while ago we had that weird overpriced juicer thing, forgot what it's called.
Eric: The Juicero??
Kevin: Yeeee
Eric: Holy shit that was such a long time ago, I literally forgot about its existence until now.
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Millennial: Hey remember Juicero?
Zoomer: Juicer what?
Millennial: Never mind, you're too young to remember...
Eric: The Juicero??
Kevin: Yeeee
Eric: Holy shit that was such a long time ago, I literally forgot about its existence until now.
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Millennial: Hey remember Juicero?
Zoomer: Juicer what?
Millennial: Never mind, you're too young to remember...
by Rolls-Royce=Apple, GE=Samsung July 31, 2025
Get the Juicero mug.Something that was once heavily talked (and criticized) about around 2017 but quickly dwindled from the public's eye after that.
Almost nobody remembers Juicero anymore, that is unless you randomly happen to stumble upon it by chance and all the memories start flushing back. And if you do remember, it was basically an elaborate money making scam and no one wanted that in their home.
Almost nobody remembers Juicero anymore, that is unless you randomly happen to stumble upon it by chance and all the memories start flushing back. And if you do remember, it was basically an elaborate money making scam and no one wanted that in their home.
Kevin: Hey remember back when Google had that weird overpriced juicer thing, forgot what it's called.
Eric: The Juicero??
Kevin: Yeeee
Eric: Holy shit that was such a long time ago, I literally forgot about its existence until now.
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Millennial: Hey remember Juicero?
Zoomer: Juicer what?
Millennial: Never mind, you're too young to remember...
Eric: The Juicero??
Kevin: Yeeee
Eric: Holy shit that was such a long time ago, I literally forgot about its existence until now.
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Millennial: Hey remember Juicero?
Zoomer: Juicer what?
Millennial: Never mind, you're too young to remember...
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing July 27, 2025
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