juicero

A shit $400 juicer that shouldn't exist because it's shit

Hey bro fuck juicero, I hope it goes kill itself

juicero by Earball August 8, 2017

Juicero

Something that was once heavily talked (and criticized) about around 2017 but quickly dwindled from the public's eye after that.

Almost nobody remembers Juicero anymore, that is unless you randomly happen to stumble upon it by chance and all the memories start flushing back. And if you do remember, it was basically an elaborate money making scam and no one wanted that in their home.

Kevin: Hey remember back when Google had that weird overpriced juicer thing, forgot what it's called.
Eric: The Juicero??
Kevin: Yeeee
Eric: Holy shit that was such a long time ago, I literally forgot about its existence until now.

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Millennial: Hey remember Juicero?
Zoomer: Juicer what?
Millennial: Never mind, you're too young to remember...

Juicero by smoking & vaping is for losers July 27, 2025

juicero

An overpriced and over engineered machine that squeezed juice packs. Most of the price was because of the sheer engineering standards which were unnecessary for such a simple task… squeezing a godamn juice pack. Was introduced in 2017, died the same year due to backlash.

juicero was an elaborate scam. The guy behind it is still knocking around I believe. Trying to DRM juice of all things… no wonder the product and company died.

juicero by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing July 27, 2025

Juicero

Something that was once heavily talked (and criticized) about around 2017 but quickly dwindled from the public's eye after that.

Almost nobody remembers Juicero anymore, that is unless you randomly happen to stumble upon it by chance and all the memories start flushing back. And if you do remember, it was basically an elaborate money making scam and no one wanted that in their home. Was exorbitantly expensive due to the higher than normal engineering standards and tolerances in many of the components inside the appliance, many of which were manufactured using expensive processes like CNC machining and such. Basically a $400 overengineered contraption that squeezed DRM-locked juice packs which cost $40 a week for new ones to be delivered to your home. Was ridiculed to death. Also it was discovered you could squeeze the juice out of the packs faster by hand than the machine could which no doubt defeated the DRM. If someone on eBay is selling a juicero machine, hit me up as I wanna explore it further and maybe install a custom firmware and do other nerdy stuff with it.

Kevin: Hey remember back a while ago we had that weird overpriced juicer thing, forgot what it's called.
Eric: The Juicero??
Kevin: Yeeee
Eric: Holy shit that was such a long time ago, I literally forgot about its existence until now.

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Millennial: Hey remember Juicero?
Zoomer: Juicer what?
Millennial: Never mind, you're too young to remember...

Juicero by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing July 31, 2025

Juicero

A $400 cold press juicer that required an app, WiFi and subscription just to press DRM-locked juice packs and had insane engineering tolerances and expensive components. Launched in 2016, shut down in 2017.

But after the product hit the market, some investors were surprised to discover a much cheaper alternative: You could squeeze the Juicero bags with your bare hands. Two backers said the final device was bulkier than what was originally pitched and that they were puzzled to find that customers could achieve similar results without it. Bloomberg performed its own press test, pitting a Juicero machine against a reporter’s grip. The experiment found that squeezing the bag yielded nearly the same amount of juice just as quickly—and in some cases, faster—than using the device which also defeated the DRM and rendered the juicer useless. No surprise that the company shut down shortly after.

Juicero by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing April 30, 2026

Lavender Juicebox 

From Mike and Dave need wedding dates.

Another word for vagina

I will NOT let him touch my lavender juicebox!

Lavender Juicebox by COA5TA July 17, 2016

Fruit Juicer 

1) The act of urinating while performing a mangina (essentially making your butthole look as if it is pissing, works best with a crouched back).

Jacob: Hey Steve! Wanna play kickball down by Mrs. O'Leary's farm?

Steve: No...I have to show my dad the Fruit Juicer.

Jacob: I'm gay.

Fruit Juicer by Poo_on_a_stick January 23, 2009