Ruben's definitions

mootard

Cross between a moose and a retard, and typically thrown at less than stunning women with less than average mental capacities.

by Ruben June 7, 2003

anoi/pikey-riot

A game played in english drinking institutions playing with fate by trying to get as close to having your head kicked in as you can, but escaping with your life.
Commonly engaged in by pikeys, schoolkids and students the game consists of two or more friends sitting across a bar/club and competing to say the word 'oi' to one another, each time louder than the last. The person who says it loudest, or gets beaten shitless/makes a miraculous esccape/gets kicked out first wins. Other words such as 'John' can be used to prolong the game and create additional confusion.

For reasons of public safety, dont play the game with the following words:
'Bomb'
'Fire'
'Gun'
'Grenade'
etc

oi....OI...OOOIIIIII!!!!

by Ruben June 9, 2003

Pilsner

Light beer, of which hops is an important ingredient.

Named after the Czech city of Pilsen.

"Mmm... Pilsners."

by Ruben June 30, 2004

Kroko

An extreme wise, friendly, and all around cool guy who visits the massassi temple as well as the Massassi chat room. Heed his advice. He's bloody wise.

He is also secretly Kedri. Think about it... Kroko stands for krokodile : KRokoDIlE.

<Kroko> Why should theywomen please men? Why shouldn't men please them instead? Maybe men should be in the kitchen in thongs making sandwiches for their women.

by Ruben September 16, 2004

st. anselm's

A small boy's school in NE DC known for its rigorous academics. Conducted by Benedictine monks, the boys are taught at a very young age to be afraid of the opposite sex and to study until their brains explode. Girls are not intimidated by their intelligence, but rather astonished at their failed attempts to socialize. Social skills do not come to "Abbey Boys" until the later years when they learn to not care. Then Kairos changes everything and it's all good once again. There will always be at least one girl from any given girls school who is unhappy with at least one Abbey Boy and at least one girl from the same school who is very happy with at least one Abbey Boy. Sports are not the Abbey Boy's forté, but they give it an honest effort every once in a while.

Catholic Schoolgirl: I went down to st anselm's and found a really cool guy!

Catholic Schoolgirl's BFFAEAEAE: Oh yeah well I hate his classmates. They said they were too good for me.

by Ruben January 19, 2005

Tapia

Tapia is from word Pimp if you have this as a last name its all gonna go good

Damn Tapia i wanna fuck you.

by Ruben December 26, 2004

FOT

FOT- Fit But Not
A term used to describe head turning women who do not hold the gaze of single-and-looking blokes. Often a woman who is FOT has a combination of bad face/body and good body/face, she is fit i.e. good looking/shaggable but not. FOT.

Also see:
TWOT
WANKOT

'she is fot'
'you twot'
'you're a wankot'

by Ruben June 7, 2003