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Kroko

An extreme wise, friendly, and all around cool guy who visits the massassi temple as well as the Massassi chat room. Heed his advice. He's bloody wise.

He is also secretly Kedri. Think about it... Kroko stands for krokodile : KRokoDIlE.
<Kroko> Why should theywomen please men? Why shouldn't men please them instead? Maybe men should be in the kitchen in thongs making sandwiches for their women.
by Ruben September 16, 2004
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anoi/pikey-riot

A game played in english drinking institutions playing with fate by trying to get as close to having your head kicked in as you can, but escaping with your life.
Commonly engaged in by pikeys, schoolkids and students the game consists of two or more friends sitting across a bar/club and competing to say the word 'oi' to one another, each time louder than the last. The person who says it loudest, or gets beaten shitless/makes a miraculous esccape/gets kicked out first wins. Other words such as 'John' can be used to prolong the game and create additional confusion.

For reasons of public safety, dont play the game with the following words:
'Bomb'
'Fire'
'Gun'
'Grenade'
etc
oi....OI...OOOIIIIII!!!!
by Ruben June 9, 2003
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mootard

Cross between a moose and a retard, and typically thrown at less than stunning women with less than average mental capacities.
by Ruben June 7, 2003
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ruben

a sexy man beast, that goes to lake ridge middle school. he makes straights want 2 b gay , and rug munchers want to change for him too.
"i fucked ruben last night" said marina
by ruben March 3, 2005
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FOT

FOT- Fit But Not
A term used to describe head turning women who do not hold the gaze of single-and-looking blokes. Often a woman who is FOT has a combination of bad face/body and good body/face, she is fit i.e. good looking/shaggable but not. FOT.

Also see:
TWOT
WANKOT
'she is fot'
'you twot'
'you're a wankot'
by Ruben June 7, 2003
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jawlusonnapahtai

The term jawlusonnapartai derives from the afro-americanism "D'Y'all jus' wanna' par-tay?", which in term comes from "Do you all just want to party?", typically followed up by the response "fo shizzle ma niggle" yes it can be commonly be heard mixed in with the hard beats of gangstarap or after a party of youths have smoked their way through half of columbias' gross national export.
by Ruben June 9, 2003
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Pilsner

Light beer, of which hops is an important ingredient.

Named after the Czech city of Pilsen.
"Mmm... Pilsners."
by Ruben June 30, 2004
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