Ruben's definitions

anoi/pikey-riot

A game played in english drinking institutions playing with fate by trying to get as close to having your head kicked in as you can, but escaping with your life.
Commonly engaged in by pikeys, schoolkids and students the game consists of two or more friends sitting across a bar/club and competing to say the word 'oi' to one another, each time louder than the last. The person who says it loudest, or gets beaten shitless/makes a miraculous esccape/gets kicked out first wins. Other words such as 'John' can be used to prolong the game and create additional confusion.

For reasons of public safety, dont play the game with the following words:
'Bomb'
'Fire'
'Gun'
'Grenade'
etc

oi....OI...OOOIIIIII!!!!

by Ruben June 9, 2003

FOT

FOT- Fit But Not
A term used to describe head turning women who do not hold the gaze of single-and-looking blokes. Often a woman who is FOT has a combination of bad face/body and good body/face, she is fit i.e. good looking/shaggable but not. FOT.

Also see:
TWOT
WANKOT

'she is fot'
'you twot'
'you're a wankot'

by Ruben June 7, 2003

panocha

A fag from avi who works in maintenance control as an expeditor aka. Manocha nak.

nakanand doesnt like panocha.

by Ruben April 20, 2004

mince

The word mince has been subject to a number of meaning sin the english langues, the original in recent history means to chop finely. Mince meat or 'mincemeat', however and somewhat bizarrely, is a sweet desert filling used in christmas pies and tarts.
Mince can also be used to describe a distinctly feminine walk/gait used by a man, or the practice of a male who is often found to hold their little finger aloft whilst carrying items i.e. handbags
Mince in some circles also means to throw up aggressively creating a substance like mince meat...

by Ruben June 9, 2003

Kroko

An extreme wise, friendly, and all around cool guy who visits the massassi temple as well as the Massassi chat room. Heed his advice. He's bloody wise.

He is also secretly Kedri. Think about it... Kroko stands for krokodile : KRokoDIlE.

<Kroko> Why should theywomen please men? Why shouldn't men please them instead? Maybe men should be in the kitchen in thongs making sandwiches for their women.

by Ruben September 16, 2004

jawlusonnapahtai

The term jawlusonnapartai derives from the afro-americanism "D'Y'all jus' wanna' par-tay?", which in term comes from "Do you all just want to party?", typically followed up by the response "fo shizzle ma niggle" yes it can be commonly be heard mixed in with the hard beats of gangstarap or after a party of youths have smoked their way through half of columbias' gross national export.

by Ruben June 9, 2003

st. anselm's

A small boy's school in NE DC known for its rigorous academics. Conducted by Benedictine monks, the boys are taught at a very young age to be afraid of the opposite sex and to study until their brains explode. Girls are not intimidated by their intelligence, but rather astonished at their failed attempts to socialize. Social skills do not come to "Abbey Boys" until the later years when they learn to not care. Then Kairos changes everything and it's all good once again. There will always be at least one girl from any given girls school who is unhappy with at least one Abbey Boy and at least one girl from the same school who is very happy with at least one Abbey Boy. Sports are not the Abbey Boy's forté, but they give it an honest effort every once in a while.

Catholic Schoolgirl: I went down to st anselm's and found a really cool guy!

Catholic Schoolgirl's BFFAEAEAE: Oh yeah well I hate his classmates. They said they were too good for me.

by Ruben January 19, 2005