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Pilsner

Light beer, of which hops is an important ingredient.

Named after the Czech city of Pilsen.
"Mmm... Pilsners."
by Ruben June 30, 2004
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mish mish man

A term allegedly first originating in Kingston Jamaica but widely publicised as being the creation of rapper Elephant Man for the purposes of rhyme. Mish Mish Man has developed a number of meanings.
The referance towards someone as a mish mish man designates them as highly socially active, being involved in a wide number of events, widely visible and popular on a large scale but limited depth. Reference to a man with a clear social goal mish- mission, the dual use of the slang mish implies this goal is, however, rapidly changing, neither here nor there.
A mish mish man is the center of the social world which he inhabits, seen always in the present as the most successful and desirable group member but in the long term often eclipsed by those with smaller but more realistic aspirations.
by Ruben June 9, 2003
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mince

The word mince has been subject to a number of meaning sin the english langues, the original in recent history means to chop finely. Mince meat or 'mincemeat', however and somewhat bizarrely, is a sweet desert filling used in christmas pies and tarts.
Mince can also be used to describe a distinctly feminine walk/gait used by a man, or the practice of a male who is often found to hold their little finger aloft whilst carrying items i.e. handbags
Mince in some circles also means to throw up aggressively creating a substance like mince meat...
by Ruben June 9, 2003
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ruben

a sexy man beast, that goes to lake ridge middle school. he makes straights want 2 b gay , and rug munchers want to change for him too.
"i fucked ruben last night" said marina
by ruben March 3, 2005
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FOT

FOT- Fit But Not
A term used to describe head turning women who do not hold the gaze of single-and-looking blokes. Often a woman who is FOT has a combination of bad face/body and good body/face, she is fit i.e. good looking/shaggable but not. FOT.

Also see:
TWOT
WANKOT
'she is fot'
'you twot'
'you're a wankot'
by Ruben June 7, 2003
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Boofalani

Purposely murdering a cow and attempting to cornhole its asshole after it is deceased (dead).
My falik is so hard, its need to go Boofalani.
by Ruben March 15, 2005
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Kroko

An extreme wise, friendly, and all around cool guy who visits the massassi temple as well as the Massassi chat room. Heed his advice. He's bloody wise.

He is also secretly Kedri. Think about it... Kroko stands for krokodile : KRokoDIlE.
<Kroko> Why should theywomen please men? Why shouldn't men please them instead? Maybe men should be in the kitchen in thongs making sandwiches for their women.
by Ruben September 16, 2004
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