Ruben's definitions

grizzley adams

grizzley adams had a beard. his name was used in the movie happy gilmore

yeah, and Grizzley Adams had a beard.


Grizzley Adams did have a beard...

by Ruben May 13, 2005

Boofalani

Purposely murdering a cow and attempting to cornhole its asshole after it is deceased (dead).

My falik is so hard, its need to go Boofalani.

by Ruben March 15, 2005

pot head

Myrtle Ogugua Ossai!

UGH Idiot u ruined my life u pothead

by Ruben March 12, 2005

halo 2

A game Cupcake from CISCO class plays 24/7.

"I'm skipping school for a week to play Halo 2 for 168 hours straight."

by Ruben March 4, 2005

ruben

a sexy man beast, that goes to lake ridge middle school. he makes straights want 2 b gay , and rug munchers want to change for him too.

"i fucked ruben last night" said marina

by ruben March 3, 2005

st. anselm's

A small boy's school in NE DC known for its rigorous academics. Conducted by Benedictine monks, the boys are taught at a very young age to be afraid of the opposite sex and to study until their brains explode. Girls are not intimidated by their intelligence, but rather astonished at their failed attempts to socialize. Social skills do not come to "Abbey Boys" until the later years when they learn to not care. Then Kairos changes everything and it's all good once again. There will always be at least one girl from any given girls school who is unhappy with at least one Abbey Boy and at least one girl from the same school who is very happy with at least one Abbey Boy. Sports are not the Abbey Boy's forté, but they give it an honest effort every once in a while.

Catholic Schoolgirl: I went down to st anselm's and found a really cool guy!

Catholic Schoolgirl's BFFAEAEAE: Oh yeah well I hate his classmates. They said they were too good for me.

by Ruben January 19, 2005

Tapia

Tapia is from word Pimp if you have this as a last name its all gonna go good

Damn Tapia i wanna fuck you.

by Ruben December 26, 2004