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Teddy

T to the E the D the D Y gotcho Y'lin' on this shit like boom shakalakalaka
by Ruben August 13, 2004
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Kroko

An extreme wise, friendly, and all around cool guy who visits the massassi temple as well as the Massassi chat room. Heed his advice. He's bloody wise.

He is also secretly Kedri. Think about it... Kroko stands for krokodile : KRokoDIlE.
<Kroko> Why should theywomen please men? Why shouldn't men please them instead? Maybe men should be in the kitchen in thongs making sandwiches for their women.
by Ruben September 16, 2004
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grizzley adams

grizzley adams had a beard. his name was used in the movie happy gilmore
yeah, and Grizzley Adams had a beard.


Grizzley Adams did have a beard...
by Ruben May 13, 2005
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pot head

Myrtle Ogugua Ossai!
UGH Idiot u ruined my life u pothead
by Ruben March 12, 2005
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Boofalani

Purposely murdering a cow and attempting to cornhole its asshole after it is deceased (dead).
My falik is so hard, its need to go Boofalani.
by Ruben March 15, 2005
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Tapia

Tapia is from word Pimp if you have this as a last name its all gonna go good
by Ruben December 26, 2004
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st. anselm's

A small boy's school in NE DC known for its rigorous academics. Conducted by Benedictine monks, the boys are taught at a very young age to be afraid of the opposite sex and to study until their brains explode. Girls are not intimidated by their intelligence, but rather astonished at their failed attempts to socialize. Social skills do not come to "Abbey Boys" until the later years when they learn to not care. Then Kairos changes everything and it's all good once again. There will always be at least one girl from any given girls school who is unhappy with at least one Abbey Boy and at least one girl from the same school who is very happy with at least one Abbey Boy. Sports are not the Abbey Boy's forté, but they give it an honest effort every once in a while.
Catholic Schoolgirl: I went down to st anselm's and found a really cool guy!

Catholic Schoolgirl's BFFAEAEAE: Oh yeah well I hate his classmates. They said they were too good for me.
by Ruben January 19, 2005
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