Ruben's definitions

anoi/pikey-riot

A game played in english drinking institutions playing with fate by trying to get as close to having your head kicked in as you can, but escaping with your life.
Commonly engaged in by pikeys, schoolkids and students the game consists of two or more friends sitting across a bar/club and competing to say the word 'oi' to one another, each time louder than the last. The person who says it loudest, or gets beaten shitless/makes a miraculous esccape/gets kicked out first wins. Other words such as 'John' can be used to prolong the game and create additional confusion.

For reasons of public safety, dont play the game with the following words:
'Bomb'
'Fire'
'Gun'
'Grenade'
etc

oi....OI...OOOIIIIII!!!!

by Ruben June 9, 2003

FOT

FOT- Fit But Not
A term used to describe head turning women who do not hold the gaze of single-and-looking blokes. Often a woman who is FOT has a combination of bad face/body and good body/face, she is fit i.e. good looking/shaggable but not. FOT.

Also see:
TWOT
WANKOT

'she is fot'
'you twot'
'you're a wankot'

by Ruben June 7, 2003

ruben

a sexy man beast, that goes to lake ridge middle school. he makes straights want 2 b gay , and rug munchers want to change for him too.

"i fucked ruben last night" said marina

by ruben March 3, 2005

halo 2

A game Cupcake from CISCO class plays 24/7.

"I'm skipping school for a week to play Halo 2 for 168 hours straight."

by Ruben March 4, 2005

panocha

A fag from avi who works in maintenance control as an expeditor aka. Manocha nak.

nakanand doesnt like panocha.

by Ruben April 20, 2004

grizzley adams

grizzley adams had a beard. his name was used in the movie happy gilmore

yeah, and Grizzley Adams had a beard.


Grizzley Adams did have a beard...

by Ruben May 13, 2005

pot head

Myrtle Ogugua Ossai!

UGH Idiot u ruined my life u pothead

by Ruben March 12, 2005