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Juicy Lemon 

The sexual act in which previous to doing guy/girl anal you warm up by pissing in each others mouths then you proceed to make out, swapping piss then the girl spits it all in the guy's mouth she then lays down and spreads her legs. The guy will then tilt her ass up, hold her asshole open and proceed to fill her rectum with the urine in his mouth. Once all the piss is in the females ass the guy will just ram his dick in her ass as hard as he can trying to make piss just start squirting out everywhere. If you ram a girl hard enough to get piss to squirt up in your eye you have then achieved GREATNESS.
Dude yesterday I mastered the Juicy Lemon with your mom.
Juicy Lemon by Hugo Sticky-tits August 11, 2010
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Lemon juice 

Old man cum. Sick bastard.
*grandpa wakes up* AGHHH!!! GOT GADDAMN LEMON JUICE IN MY SLACKS!
Lemon juice by AzureAvenger May 15, 2015

Lemon juice 

A substitute for an eye drop, very helpful, but a little painful.
Me: Hey can I have a Lemon?
Friend: Sure.
Me: *Puts Lemon juice in eye*
Me: Much Better.
Lemon juice by LE Humble January 13, 2020

Lemon Juice Chowder 

When a man ejaculates into or onto a part of a female and then proceeds when finished to urinate on to said semen to produce a yellow and white concoction known as Lemon Juice Chowder.
Eddie: " Last night when i was getting anal sex Ryan cooked some Lemon Juice Chowder all over my face".

Ryan: "Yep, then when it was finished cooking I tried some and it was Delicious"!

Eddie:"I love you baby, let's make some more". (sexual groans)
Lemon Juice Chowder by Lapp daddy October 12, 2011

Lemon Juice 

It's a saying for a Alcoholic drink. You see Lemon Juice Is bitter and strong right? well so is Alcohol.
"This Lemon Juice is to strong, But I love it."
Lemon Juice by MegaJared March 8, 2017

to wash your mouth with lemon juice 

to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone with whom you interact on a daily basis stop swearing.
mother : Daniel, I literally need to wash your mouth with lemon juice, now. Your teacher just called me to say you have a vocabulary problem,

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

Lemon Juice 

the worst thing on the face of the earth, should never be sold or grown limes are just as bad but green
last xmas i drank 8 full large cups of lemon juice no lies!! i was sick for 3 days.
Lemon Juice by cupatercake April 27, 2009
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