Jperk

Verb named after popular Twitch streamer ‘Jperkk’. Typically used for non consensual harrassment/and of creeping. Many underage girls and animals fall victim to Jperking every day and is now illegal in 13 different states including Ohio and California.

Johnathon: Aye why is our neighbor getting arrested?
Vincent: Oh I caught him Jperking my dog, Oliver!

by Jperkk May 26, 2019

jperk

the act of being a total and complete lurker.

preys on innocent teenage girls and tends to hide in dark areas, to watch from afar.

"that was such a jperk move!"

"i can't believe you just jperked on her"

by absolutecreep October 17, 2008

Suicide Jerk

When masturbating, right before blowing your load, yell "MOM!" or "DAD!" and try to finish before said person enters the room.

Oh man, i cant go out tonight i got grounded when i failed the suicide jerk.

by FudgePackerTodd October 17, 2010

the old pump and jerk

1. An old fashioned reach around.

2. Getting screwed over.

1. Gay porn is built on the old pump and jerk.

2. Ignacio said he had my money but all I got was the old pump and jerk.

by themaskednwker September 14, 2013

Stop Flipping My Jerker

Stop flipping my jerker. It's pretty self-explanatory.

Hey dude, stop flipping my jerker! - Savannah Miles

by StopFlippingMyJerker69 October 18, 2018

Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast

when someone is ruining something and telling you that what you are doing is wrong, not to help you out, but for no apparent reason. As a response you tell them to not jerk off on your breakfast.

I was having a great morning, but then Benji had to ruin my morning by telling me that the Giants were 1-7 so I told him "Please Benji, from now on, Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast"

by weiny0402 November 7, 2018

Spicy Jerk

The sadness induced masturbation caused by Law Enforcement's refusal to come to your aide after you report that your Lasagna is haunted by ghosts

The police told me: STOP CALLING! But I told them... I told th-Snort, my lasagnia eaten bai ghost! crying, I get sad, and do a Spicy Jerk! - Vargskelethor: Super Ghostbusters (Full Album), Track 5: Ghastbisten

by Egg-Z December 15, 2018