jouled 

Ditched or pussied out of a gang

he didnt wanna work no more so he jouled

jouled by baby gurrl October 30, 2005

Joeled 

On a rare occasion, it's when a person hits the jackpot in the lottery and due to their extreme excited, has an orgasm at the same time.

"OH GOD.... I HAVE BEEN JOELED.... AH YEAH! IT FEELS SO GOOD!"
or
"OH GOD! Oh god, yes! I've won the lottery! ... I'm having an orgasm..."

Joeled by MichaelJCaboose December 19, 2014

Joule Misanthropy

The avoidance of using the Joule as a unit of energy. Sometimes used equivocally, especially in the United States, in describing a strong preference for the use of the calorie. Specifically, Joule Misanthropy refers to those who castigate or otherwise judge humans who do express energy as joules. Joule Misanthropists are known as being particularly intransigent in their anti-joule stance.

This inclination and its relatively widespread popularity are thought to have been originated by those who opposed the popularity of James Prescott Joule. This movement probably began after Joule famously spurned William Thomson (later Lord Kelvin); the two had planned an experiment together, which Joule then neglected in favor of marriage and a honeymoon. Although essentially left standing at the flask, Lord Kelvin understood and offered his congratulations to the happy couple. However, Kelvin supporters were enraged and began an anti-Joule campaign. This caught hold particularly in the Americas, probably due the residual anti-English sentiment of the time.

Formally, Joule Misanthropy is defined as the the use of a unit of energy other than the joule in a context in which the use of said unit would generally be considered illogical or not practical. For example, expressing the energy required by a human to lift a small object in electronvolts would constitute Joule Misanthropy.

"Hey, I heard Patty was accepted to that prestigious US institution!"

"Yes, but he has decided not to attend due to the widespread Joule Misanthropy there."

"That's a shame. I can't believe people can still be so small minded in the 21st century."

Joule Misanthropy by Big Diggity February 19, 2015

juleda 

Juleda is a lover of the arts. She is intuitive, confident, and assertive. She is funny and makes everyone laugh. Being around Juleda is never boring. She's the perfect companion and partner in crime. Juledas are friends for life.

I love hanging out with Juleda she always knows how to have a good time.

juleda by Sugarlumps Mom April 4, 2019

Joeled 

like winning the lottery and having an orgasm at the same time

OMG I have been joeled, YES

Joeled by andergriff January 1, 2015

frau joules 

God, Supreme Being of religion Joulism.
Can be found wondering around Planet Earth in one of her reincarnated forms, or in the heaven, known as Oopsilon

Are you going to pray to Frau Joules today?

frau joules by fraujoules April 1, 2021

Joeled 

To largely screw up a simple task.

We told her the answer was yo-yo, but she joeled it by writing Lego.

Joeled by I'm Embarrassed February 7, 2017