josymon
the manipulation of an individual using guilt, shame, or threats of exposure on social media to extort money in the form of a donation for the personal enrichment of the manipulator
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Josemon
Josemon by Max Stukie December 21, 2021
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josymon • josemon • Jodymon • Joshmon • joymonger • joey monte • Josh Monk • Josh Monsanto • Josh Montgomery • joy montgomery
josemon
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Actinopterygii
Order: Perciformes
Family: Purnicheriphoridae
A type of fish indigenous to the water of south India (most bountiful off the shore of Kerala).
Has been seen sparingly in the waters of Long Island NY.
Well adapted to life in salt water, has been known to survive out of water for several hours, days, and even months with periodic dampening.
It is well known for its large club like snout, which has lead scientists to believe it to be a cousin of the modern day marlin or swordfish. While recent studies have shown this to be not true, and this characteristic has occurred as a result of convergent evolution.
While much is not know about this particular species we do know that it has been seen in the company of various Disney characters particularly one “silly old bear”
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Actinopterygii
Order: Perciformes
Family: Purnicheriphoridae
A type of fish indigenous to the water of south India (most bountiful off the shore of Kerala).
Has been seen sparingly in the waters of Long Island NY.
Well adapted to life in salt water, has been known to survive out of water for several hours, days, and even months with periodic dampening.
It is well known for its large club like snout, which has lead scientists to believe it to be a cousin of the modern day marlin or swordfish. While recent studies have shown this to be not true, and this characteristic has occurred as a result of convergent evolution.
While much is not know about this particular species we do know that it has been seen in the company of various Disney characters particularly one “silly old bear”
Josemon are rarely table fare. Most modern sport fishermen release Josemon after unhooking. Some Josemon that are top record setting fish are taken and weighed on shore.
josemon by Dr FISH PhD March 30, 2008
Joshmon
Joshmon by NikolusMathers June 29, 2013
joymonger
joymonger by Great Gonzo August 29, 2016
Josemon
Jodymon
A rare variant of Pokémon who eats chocolate and not Easter eggs and despise bacon. Will drink salt like water and silently judge you from across the room. Does not understand OK in sign language. Absolute fool.
Person#1: AGGH IT'S A JODYMON!
Person#2: *Dies of shock and fear of it's ugly face*
Person#1 *Dies because person#2 died*
Person#3 wth
Person#2: *Dies of shock and fear of it's ugly face*
Person#1 *Dies because person#2 died*
Person#3 wth
Jodymon by Green Campervan April 22, 2023
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