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Josemon

106 fat cats on discord. FREE MONEY!!! (no virus)
Josemon (free mone) gave me 2 dolar yesterday
by Max Stukie December 21, 2021
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josemon

Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Actinopterygii
Order: Perciformes
Family: Purnicheriphoridae

A type of fish indigenous to the water of south India (most bountiful off the shore of Kerala).
Has been seen sparingly in the waters of Long Island NY.

Well adapted to life in salt water, has been known to survive out of water for several hours, days, and even months with periodic dampening.

It is well known for its large club like snout, which has lead scientists to believe it to be a cousin of the modern day marlin or swordfish. While recent studies have shown this to be not true, and this characteristic has occurred as a result of convergent evolution.

While much is not know about this particular species we do know that it has been seen in the company of various Disney characters particularly one “silly old bear”
Josemon are rarely table fare. Most modern sport fishermen release Josemon after unhooking. Some Josemon that are top record setting fish are taken and weighed on shore.
by Dr FISH PhD March 30, 2008
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Josemon

Hey have you seen Michael?
No, I think they Josemon’ed.
by nlmrod March 11, 2023
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Jokemon

A failed attempt by a juvenile to fit in and play adult games.

A poor effort at camaraderie.
Timmy tried to play trucks with the older boys, but he was just a jokemon.
by TehPBB January 20, 2011
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Josegonzallez.2005

The name of that one guy on your tesm in any game wearing all free stuff snd rocking the worst weapons or tools physically possible but still doing well with them. A savant of gaming
"How the hell is Josegonzallez.2005 top scoring? HES USING THE insert worst weapon in your favorite game here FOR FUCKS SAKE"
by C.T Tracy December 20, 2022
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Kingdom of Joseon

Joseon was a Korean dynastic kingdom that lasted for over five centuries. It was the last dynastic kingdom of Korea.
If you were a traitor to the Kingdom of Joseon, you will be punished.
by Joseon_ January 24, 2022
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jokemonkey

one who know's of funny things and where they are located
man, i know this one guy and he is such a jokemonkey that he started jokemonkey.com
by The Monkey Himself August 30, 2004
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