A rare variant of Pokémon who eats chocolate and not Easter eggs and despise bacon. Will drink salt like water and silently judge you from across the room. Does not understand OK in sign language. Absolute fool.
Person#1: AGGH IT'S A JODYMON!
Person#2: *Dies of shock and fear of it's ugly face*
Person#1 *Dies because person#2 died*
Person#3 wth
Person#2: *Dies of shock and fear of it's ugly face*
Person#1 *Dies because person#2 died*
Person#3 wth
by Green Campervan April 22, 2023