Jodymon

A rare variant of Pokémon who eats chocolate and not Easter eggs and despise bacon. Will drink salt like water and silently judge you from across the room. Does not understand OK in sign language. Absolute fool.

Person#1: AGGH IT'S A JODYMON!
Person#2: *Dies of shock and fear of it's ugly face*
Person#1 *Dies because person#2 died*
Person#3 wth

Jodymon by Green Campervan April 22, 2023

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joymonger

A person who puts on a great party bringing joy to many

"Santi was a true joymonger for putting on a great party"

joymonger by Great Gonzo August 29, 2016

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Jodymon • josymon • joymonger

josymon

the manipulation of an individual using guilt, shame, or threats of exposure on social media to extort money in the form of a donation for the personal enrichment of the manipulator

Be careful in their broadcast because they may josymon you.

josymon by PeriscopePolice July 14, 2020

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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