An extraordinarily wonderful person who can brighten up your day and make you feel so loved. He'll do absolutely anything for you just to put a smile on your face. He will wait however long he needs to just see you even if you're running a little late. He can make you feel like the most special person in the entire world. He's lovable, adorable, and all the wonderful -ables there are! He'll always be there by your side or to give that much needed hug.
"He's the most fantastic person I know, and I love him so fricken much!" -Anonymous
Joshie is the sweetest most amazing person I've ever met!
No matter how I'm feeling, Joshie is somehow alwaysable to lift my spirits and make me so happy.
The cutest girl you’ll ever find! She gets good grades but is actually very dumb when it comes to practical things. Commitment is very hard for her but if she really does like you, she’ll keep you in her heart forever. She may come off as a serious person, but she actually likes to have fun and do sill things with the people she loves the most.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.