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A Jordana, most prominently, possesses an obvious passionate side. This side contains an unstoppable drive to overcome any obstacles that would keep her from achieving her goals when it's something she's passionate about. This side is also responsible for the protection of those she cares about, and the same drive is used here.

Jordana's are very clever, and pick up on little things very quickly. They are cunning and witty, which aids them in helping people, which they enjoy doing.

It also helps them with their outrageous humour. Filled to the brim with cringe-worthy puns and jokes that leave you in stitches, Jordana's often latch onto the jokes that never fail to make people laugh over and over.

Jordana's also boast an underlying beauty that is unique. One cannot help but be in awe of everything about a Jordana.

This beauty also extends to her physical features. A Jordana often possesses a terrific fashion sense, however stresses comfortability over presentation. She can also be described as physically perfect.

Despite all these qualities, Jordana's are often quite humble, struggling to accept compliments or company. When approaching a Jordana, do so with sensitive confidence and focus on her passions rather than her, else she will become immediately shy and protective.

Once one meets a Jordana, they are advised to never lose them, as they are sure to become one of the most valuable people they will ever meet in their life.
Person 1: Wow, you see that girl?
Person 2: She has some sort of aura about her, doesn't she?
Person 1: I'm in love…
Person 2: Definitely a Jordana.
Jordana by Lujaede April 16, 2016
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A beautiful girl with loads of insecurities. If you ever get a chance to love a Jordana you are an extremely lucky person. If you have a Jordana don't let her go. She needs to be loved and nurtured.
"Dude that girl is so beautiful"
"Yeah she's a jordana for sure"
Jordana by Bryan1eela May 6, 2017

Jordananese

A Language Understood By Only Those Named Jordan
Jordan: "Hey, Where Did (Insert Name) Go?"
Random: "Blah Blah Blah End The Movie."
Jordan: "Wait, No I Wont End It...Wait, What? Oh Okay Nevermind."
Random: "....What?"
Jordan: Oh, No Nothing, I Was Talking To Jordan. We We're Speaking Jordananese, You Wouldn't Understand."
"....Okay...?" *Awkward Silence*
Jordan: Aflackkk!!
Jordananese by PiNK JoRDaNs July 8, 2011
A human female with the abilities of being intelligent, beautiful, and being humorous. She is unique and is often always smiling
Girl:who the hell is that?
Guy: wow she's gorgeous!
Girl: uh ew!
Guy: Your jealous cause she's a Jordana
Girl: Whatevs..
Jordana by AhhhhhLex July 24, 2011
never printed on magnets, mugs or other souvenir paraphernalia. Often mistaken for Jordanna or Jordan.
Stranger: how do you spell jordana?
me: its like jordan with an a at the end...
Jordana by jory1994 January 20, 2011
A smart and athletic girl who is good at everything

Very funny and cool to be around

The cutest girl in the world

the best soccer player ever
Jordana by ello_im_yellow March 8, 2011
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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
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fache-couture 

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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
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fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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