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Jordanana 

You mean the world to me your presence alone puts me at peace. I get lost in those gorgeous eyes and see ourselves grow old. Your personality gets me twisted I don’t have any option to be sad or upset because you immediately pull me out. I am forever greatfull to you. Stay safe my baby ❤️
Jordanana is everything I’ve been praying for. ❤️
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Jordanana 

You mean the world to me your presence alone puts me at peace. I get lost in those gorgeous eyes and see ourselves grow old. Your personality gets me twisted I don’t have any option to be sad or upset because you immediately pull me out. I am forever greatfull to you. Stay safe my baby ❤️
Jordanana is everything I’ve been praying for. ❤️

Jordanana 

She means the world to anyone she decides to love. Her presence alone puts her man at peace. He gets lost in her gorgeous eyes and sees them grow old together. Her personality gets you twisted. You don’t have any option to be sad or upset because she immediately pulls you out. The best of the best that could never be replaced.
Jordanana is everything I’ve been dreaming of. ❤️

Jordanana 

The most bizarre person you ever meet rizzing up all the huzz but overall a caring friend
Person one are you like Jordanana
Person two huh
Person one like someone with rizz
Jordanana by littleZ24 December 13, 2024

Jordanian Jockstrap 

To use people or to borrow money. Credit. Lend.Venture. Not Profitable. To receive. Never get back. Lend. Borrow. Dead beat. skip. payments. loan.
We loaned $12,000 to that un greatful hump, and never got paid back. What a Jordanian Jockstrap asshole! Or; That Jordanian Jockstrap promised to pay for half the meal, but bailed and left us with the check to pay. What a Jordanian jockstrap piece of crap.
A Jordana, most prominently, possesses an obvious passionate side. This side contains an unstoppable drive to overcome any obstacles that would keep her from achieving her goals when it's something she's passionate about. This side is also responsible for the protection of those she cares about, and the same drive is used here.

Jordana's are very clever, and pick up on little things very quickly. They are cunning and witty, which aids them in helping people, which they enjoy doing.

It also helps them with their outrageous humour. Filled to the brim with cringe-worthy puns and jokes that leave you in stitches, Jordana's often latch onto the jokes that never fail to make people laugh over and over.

Jordana's also boast an underlying beauty that is unique. One cannot help but be in awe of everything about a Jordana.

This beauty also extends to her physical features. A Jordana often possesses a terrific fashion sense, however stresses comfortability over presentation. She can also be described as physically perfect.

Despite all these qualities, Jordana's are often quite humble, struggling to accept compliments or company. When approaching a Jordana, do so with sensitive confidence and focus on her passions rather than her, else she will become immediately shy and protective.

Once one meets a Jordana, they are advised to never lose them, as they are sure to become one of the most valuable people they will ever meet in their life.
Person 1: Wow, you see that girl?
Person 2: She has some sort of aura about her, doesn't she?
Person 1: I'm in love
Person 2: Definitely a Jordana.
Jordana by Lujaede April 16, 2016
A beautiful girl with loads of insecurities. If you ever get a chance to love a Jordana you are an extremely lucky person. If you have a Jordana don't let her go. She needs to be loved and nurtured.
"Dude that girl is so beautiful"
"Yeah she's a jordana for sure"
Jordana by Bryan1eela May 6, 2017