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A beautiful girl with loads of insecurities. If you ever get a chance to love a Jordana you are an extremely lucky person. If you have a Jordana don't let her go. She needs to be loved and nurtured.
"Dude that girl is so beautiful"
"Yeah she's a jordana for sure"
by Bryan1eela May 06, 2017
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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A Jordana, most prominently, possesses an obvious passionate side. This side contains an unstoppable drive to overcome any obstacles that would keep her from achieving her goals when it's something she's passionate about. This side is also responsible for the protection of those she cares about, and the same drive is used here.

Jordana's are very clever, and pick up on little things very quickly. They are cunning and witty, which aids them in helping people, which they enjoy doing.

It also helps them with their outrageous humour. Filled to the brim with cringe-worthy puns and jokes that leave you in stitches, Jordana's often latch onto the jokes that never fail to make people laugh over and over.

Jordana's also boast an underlying beauty that is unique. One cannot help but be in awe of everything about a Jordana.

This beauty also extends to her physical features. A Jordana often possesses a terrific fashion sense, however stresses comfortability over presentation. She can also be described as physically perfect.

Despite all these qualities, Jordana's are often quite humble, struggling to accept compliments or company. When approaching a Jordana, do so with sensitive confidence and focus on her passions rather than her, else she will become immediately shy and protective.

Once one meets a Jordana, they are advised to never lose them, as they are sure to become one of the most valuable people they will ever meet in their life.
Person 1: Wow, you see that girl?
Person 2: She has some sort of aura about her, doesn't she?
Person 1: I'm in love
Person 2: Definitely a Jordana.
by Lujaede January 05, 2016
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A human female with the abilities of being intelligent, beautiful, and being humorous. She is unique and is often always smiling
Girl:who the hell is that?
Guy: wow she's gorgeous!
Girl: uh ew!
Guy: Your jealous cause she's a Jordana
Girl: Whatevs..
by AhhhhhLex December 19, 2010
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never printed on magnets, mugs or other souvenir paraphernalia. Often mistaken for Jordanna or Jordan.
Stranger: how do you spell jordana?
me: its like jordan with an a at the end...
by jory1994 January 19, 2011
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A smart and athletic girl who is good at everything

Very funny and cool to be around

The cutest girl in the world

the best soccer player ever
by ello_im_yellow February 22, 2011
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Very smart and amazing at every thing

Cute and fun to talk to

The best soccer player ever

The best girl in the world

Funniest person ever
by hockey2 February 03, 2011
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