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that girl's so jorizza
jorizza by Jorizza May 20, 2003
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jorioz • jorizza • Joriza • Jorinzy • jorion • Jorious • joritza • joriz
The lowest unit of measurement used to explain how retarded someone/something is.
1:" Yo, have you seen that bitch who superglued her hair?"

" Yeah that bitch is Jorinzy af."
2: " God fucking damn it. Why is the stock market so Jorinzy today?"
Jorinzy by Kanye’s Taint February 11, 2021
Jorion he is usually very funny and cute. Like to make others laugh and has BIG LIPS. Likes to dance and play sports. Not a fan of losing but will except it if he does. Very kind and has a unique personality and name. He will always be a great person to talk to when you’re feeling down.
Girl one: Hey, who’s that guy over there he’s kinda cute
Best friend: omg he must be a Jorion

Girl one: He's got big lips too
jorion by Jessica 🤤🔥 November 28, 2017
A person who is an ENTJ personality type with unmatched ambition. Always has another goal in mind .
He is a Joriz. He’ll make a name of his own
Joritza is a beautiful pretty Spanish girl,she has a lot of friends and they love her a lot. She will always be loyal to one and another like for example: she will always keep secrets even the ones that are really bad and she will be by her friends side she not a fighter but if someone touches her she not going to stand there . She’s been through a lot growing up and when she need a friend to lean on in her head she saying “please be there” . I like fed all of her friends even the ones she just met . Joritza is looking for a friends that’s always going to be there through thick and water . Her family is the most important to her especially her mom but also her friends and pets . She will always love and be there for her friends that start with the letter A . People will hate her but she’s perfectly fine with that .
Joritza is such a brave and amazing person
Mean short asian person who sings and hits nice guys in the stomach
Jorizza, stop hitting Frenchy in the stomach!
Jorizza by h1pp0 January 6, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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