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Jorion he is usually very funny and cute. Like to make others laugh and has BIG LIPS. Likes to dance and play sports. Not a fan of losing but will except it if he does. Very kind and has a unique personality and name. He will always be a great person to talk to when you’re feeling down.

Girl one: Hey, who’s that guy over there he’s kinda cute
Best friend: omg he must be a Jorion

Girl one: He's got big lips too

jorion by Jessica 🤤🔥 November 28, 2017

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Jorinde

The name Jorinde is very rare and comes from a fairy tale.
Jorindes are usually beautiful and smarter than others.
Some people will find her strange because she often lies on the floor.
Jorindes love to read and cook.
She very often has a beautiful dog that everyone else loves.
A Jorinde's best friend is often called Elise.

I met a Jorinde today. I will remember it forever.

Jorinde by Rosamagaretetete January 30, 2021

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Jorinzy

The lowest unit of measurement used to explain how retarded someone/something is.

1:" Yo, have you seen that bitch who superglued her hair?"

" Yeah that bitch is Jorinzy af."
2: " God fucking damn it. Why is the stock market so Jorinzy today?"

Jorinzy by Kanye’s Taint February 11, 2021

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Jorin

Enthusiastic, handsome and strong willed. The name itself has Norwegian origins, which speaks to its strength and character. Jorin is a strong minded individual with aspirations of greatness. A wise and courageous man, Jorin may stray from his path but his resolve never fades. Jorin is a social being who brings life to any event

Hey Jorin, I wish i was more like you
OR
Wow I wish i was friends with Jorin
OR
Damn I want Jorin!

Jorin by WIldKay February 4, 2010

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Jordon Mckenny

The most amazing man I have ever met in my entire life. He is good looking, has an attractive smile. Always makes you laugh and likes to be with his friends. He is a caring person who knows how to treat a woman the way she deserves to be treated. His hugs feel warm and loving. He is a keeper.

Jordon Mckenny is the man I will keep forever

Jordon Mckenny by youwillneverknowwhoiwas November 30, 2011

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Jorrondo

The day after tomorrow; in two days time etc...

I'm going to school jorrondo, I'm dreading it so bad.

Jorrondo by 854129603TTT January 7, 2012

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Jorrondo

Day after tomorrow

I can't wait till jorrondo!

Jorrondo by Jorrondo1234 January 7, 2012

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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