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a beautiful, smart and funny person
that girl's so jorizza
jorizza by Jorizza May 20, 2003
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Mean short asian person who sings and hits nice guys in the stomach
Jorizza, stop hitting Frenchy in the stomach!
Jorizza by h1pp0 January 6, 2009
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a girl named jonissa with W rizz
jonissa? nah jorizza!
jorizza by userunknown1223 December 23, 2022
Joritza is a beautiful pretty Spanish girl,she has a lot of friends and they love her a lot. She will always be loyal to one and another like for example: she will always keep secrets even the ones that are really bad and she will be by her friends side she not a fighter but if someone touches her she not going to stand there . She’s been through a lot growing up and when she need a friend to lean on in her head she saying “please be there” . I like fed all of her friends even the ones she just met . Joritza is looking for a friends that’s always going to be there through thick and water . Her family is the most important to her especially her mom but also her friends and pets . She will always love and be there for her friends that start with the letter A . People will hate her but she’s perfectly fine with that .
Joritza is such a brave and amazing person
Crazy, loving, creative, compassionate, confident, emotional,honest,loyal, and sociable
Jurizza is beautiful
A beautiful lady who loves beautiful lady as well.

Lady who love licking pussy
Joriza says, I wan't pussy ughh.

Hi I'm Joriza I love Vajayjay
Joriza by Sucker Athlete June 9, 2021
A caring and helpful person. She will go out of her own way to help a friend in need. Jerizza is loyal to people most important to her.

She is short in stature but beware - she will fuck you up if you piss her off. Especially if you catch her in the early hours of the morning, before she's had some coffee.
I had no money for parking, so Jerizza drove all the way from her house to give me some change.
Jerizza by smallwoodlandcreature November 22, 2021
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