Joritza is a beautiful pretty Spanish girl,she has a lot of friends and they love her a lot. She will always be loyal to one and another like for example: she will always keep secrets even the ones that are really bad and she will be by her friends side she not a fighter but if someone touches her she not going to stand there . She’s been through a lot growing up and when she need a friend to lean on in her head she saying “please be there” . I like fed all of her friends even the ones she just met . Joritza is looking for a friends that’s always going to be there through thick and water . Her family is the most important to her especially her mom but also her friends and pets . She will always love and be there for her friends that start with the letter A . People will hate her but she’s perfectly fine with that .
A caring and helpful person. She will go out of her own way to help a friend in need. Jerizza is loyal to people most important to her.
She is short in stature but beware - she will fuck you up if you piss her off. Especially if you catch her in the early hours of the morning, before she's had some coffee.
I had no money for parking, so Jerizza drove all the way from her house to give me some change.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*