jordanus
Jordanus is really just that guy. I mean you literally can’t go wrong with the guy. All I’m saying is, if you know a jordanus. Don’t lose him, cause their a one of kind dawg.
jordanus by justhereforyapal November 22, 2021
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like Jordans on Saturday
Describes a hot, desirable, much anticipated item; an item that one would go to great lengths to obtain. Original usage referred to Michael Jordan's signature basketball shoes, which are released on Saturdays. Long lines of people hoping to be the first on the block to sport the new Jays can form outside shoe stores early on Saturday mornings.
like Jordans on Saturday by TronaNon January 21, 2008
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jordanus • Jordansexual • Jordanism • jordanesque • jordansfxe_ • jordans mom • Jordanese • Jordaneske • Jordanise • jordanscherrycoke
JordansNut
JordansNut by yeetwitha🤠🤠 September 16, 2018
scuffed my jordans
when someone steps on or gets dirt on your fresh new pair of jordans which usually cost about $150 dollars. This is thought as to being one of the worst things you can do to a black person.
deshawn: "what the fuck dawg you scuffed my jordans!!!"
Billy: "I dont see the problem mister."
deshawn: "don't make me cap you white boy!"
Billy: "I dont see the problem mister."
deshawn: "don't make me cap you white boy!"
scuffed my jordans by bro from anuda mo November 30, 2010
Michael Jordanism
Michael Jordanism by bullstown4life June 15, 2010
jordanesque
jordanesque by ur mother April 17, 2004
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