jordacious 

adj. so amazing its beyond terrestrial existence; so amazing to sit in the position between God and Jesus (which would be on God's elbow)

Tiffany: "Girl, did you see that sexy stud over there?"
Natasha: "Yeah, he's so jordacious. You wouldn't stand a chance. Me on the other hand...."

jordacious by blasphemer360 February 25, 2010

jewdacious 

adj: being Jew-like, greedy, etc

or the awesome badass form (jew + tenacious)

Did you just take a quarter out of my pocket you jewdacious prick?

or

The Hebrew Hammer is one jewdacious beast.

I heard Jewdacious Z is playing tonight at the bank.

jewdacious by merriam-webstein March 15, 2008

Jerkacious 

When something or someone arouses you immensely or when something is deemed very exciting. The feeling of delight that one gets is comparable to masturbation.

-That girl's bubble butt is jerkacious!
-windows 7 is coming out tomorrow, that's jerkacious!
-The sound coming out of my Marshall is jerkacious!

Jerkacious by Vince n Mark October 31, 2009

gordacious

basically completely sexi

Your eyes are so gordacious.

gordacious by Jenni1234 August 21, 2006

mordacious

sharp or caustic in style, and in tone. Sarcastic. mean. To be in an asshole mood.

A wife would say this to her husband who comes home in a harsh, bad mood everyday because he hates his job:
"Listen, don't come home being a mordacious prick everyday because you can't handle your job".

mordacious by Miss. Vocab August 31, 2013

bordacious 

beyond the feeling of being bored while living in a trailer

My double wide house trailer holds my bordacious boredom within its walls.

bordacious by Russell Schnitz November 3, 2008

jerdarious 

Jerdarious is very cute and he is very smart.

Jerdarious get all the girls.

jerdarious by Marterion May 16, 2018