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Students build monuments in the belief that Jobb created the universe with math fractions
All the kids believe in Jobbism
Jobbism by Macadamia nuts January 19, 2018
Related Words
jorbis • Joris • Jobis • Jobism • jorgis • Jobist • jorbins • Joobis • jorbie • Joris Bohnson
cool fucking guy he is known for the guy that has had sex at least one time with every girl in your school, yeah that guy. Total chad, amazing body, stays very humble though. He often is confused with a goblin based on his voice and mannerisms, a very cool guy nonetheless.
damn look at jorbick he is such a jorbick
Prejudice towards people with a specific job or career. Similar to racist, classist, etc.
Broseph: I dislike postal workers, they never deliver my important documents in a timely fashion.

Bronando: You're jobist, bro
Jobist by i just really love sunshine December 18, 2011
a fucking amazing person who will rock your fucking world.
psshhttt... examples are for n00bs.
A Jorbie deff wouldn't use examples.

Joey Jordison 

lead drummer for slipknot and guitarist for murderdolls. played guitar first. he is a sic drummer
fraze: dude that guy is short.
dan: you know who that is . thats Joey Jordison
Joey Jordison by Alex Frazier August 30, 2005
Is an adjective of someone who won't go out with someone who works with.
Coworker: I know we are coworkers.
Me: I don't date people from work.
Coworker: You are Jobist!
Jobist by Sakurakage September 9, 2019
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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