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Somebody who has eyes on their forehead and is intellectually superior to any human that he meets.
Jebediah: OMG ITS FUCKING JOOBIS
Joobis: Make way, mere mortal.
Joobis by Lord Joobis June 1, 2019
Related Words
Joobis Jobis Joobies Jobism joobie Jobist jorbis Jobbism Jobisa jobishroom
Students build monuments in the belief that Jobb created the universe with math fractions
All the kids believe in Jobbism
Jobbism by Macadamia nuts January 19, 2018

Platty Joobs 

The true name for the Queen's Platinum Jubilee.
This year is the Queen's Platty Joobs. Rule Britannia, keep Andrew out of sight.
Prejudice towards people with a specific job or career. Similar to racist, classist, etc.
Broseph: I dislike postal workers, they never deliver my important documents in a timely fashion.

Bronando: You're jobist, bro
Is an adjective of someone who won't go out with someone who works with.
Coworker: I know we are coworkers.
Me: I don't date people from work.
Coworker: You are Jobist!
Jobist by Sakurakage September 9, 2019

blooby joobs 

Sticky cum with an egg white-like consistency.
"I made some blooby joobs inside my girlfriend last night."
blooby joobs by StanSmith November 16, 2013