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A person that does some action , but is afraid that he or she will look bad at it.

Stop being a joobis. No one care how you look!!

Joobis by The "Bluesmurf" September 10, 2011

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Joobis

Somebody who has eyes on their forehead and is intellectually superior to any human that he meets.

Jebediah: OMG ITS FUCKING JOOBIS
Joobis: Make way, mere mortal.

Joobis by Lord Joobis June 1, 2019

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Joobis • Jobis • Joobies • Jobism • joobie • Jobist • jorbis • Jobbism • Jobisa • jobishroom

Jobbism

Students build monuments in the belief that Jobb created the universe with math fractions

All the kids believe in Jobbism

Jobbism by Macadamia nuts January 19, 2018

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Platty Joobs

The true name for the Queen's Platinum Jubilee.

This year is the Queen's Platty Joobs. Rule Britannia, keep Andrew out of sight.

Platty Joobs by DefinitelyRobbie May 30, 2022

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Jobist

Prejudice towards people with a specific job or career. Similar to racist, classist, etc.

Broseph: I dislike postal workers, they never deliver my important documents in a timely fashion.

Bronando: You're jobist, bro

Jobist by i just really love sunshine December 18, 2011

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Jobist

Is an adjective of someone who won't go out with someone who works with.

Coworker: I know we are coworkers.
Me: I don't date people from work.
Coworker: You are Jobist!

Jobist by Sakurakage September 9, 2019

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blooby joobs

Sticky cum with an egg white-like consistency.

"I made some blooby joobs inside my girlfriend last night."

blooby joobs by StanSmith November 16, 2013

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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