joops

josh kiszkas little gold hoop earrings that are often seen in photos of him with short hair, but occasionally make an appearance now when his hair is pushed away from his ears

i am a whore for the joops

by scented lotion April 1, 2022

Joopie

Andy.
Someone who is sleepy.

"Hey man you lookin' Joopie today, guy. You need some rest, fella."

by Big Bubble Butt Tea May 28, 2013

joonsexual

When someone is only attracted to Kim Namjoon from BTS.

Friend: Hey that guy is super cute you should go get his number!
Me: Sorry but no. Im Joonsexual.

Friend: You’re what?
Me: I’m Joonsexual

by stanbts<3 September 28, 2020

Joosey

A Lifestyle
To be Joosey is to be free.

Cameron- "Hey guys!, Get Joosey"
TJ- "Get Joosey"
Max- "Get Joosey"
Jacob- "Get Joosey"

by JooseGod52 July 31, 2018

Jootsie

A jootsie is an Aussie slang term for a vagina.

I just ate nandos and it felt like someone rubbed a jalapeño on my jootsie

by Gwizxrd May 26, 2021

Joosab

To 'Joosab' is to entice someone out of their hard won riches using a devious ploy, i.e. to swindle them.

It primarily means to swindle with indifference, be it a stranger or a life-long friend, everyone's a target. A 'Joosab' is often carried out through unscrupulous trickery, used to defraud others and eliminate enemies.

To Joosab also incorporates the worst swindling of all, emotional swindling. Ruthless and devastating, it occurs when a Joosabian uses counterfeit emotion to win the hearts of the masses, before dismissing them and hence crushing their spirits. Many who have been so severely Joosab-ed often never recover.

To 'Joosab someone's heart' is a phrase often used to describe heartbreak.

GOOD GOD! I'VE JUST BEEN JOOSAB-ED!

by JustAnotherPenguin November 25, 2010

Platty Joobs

The true name for the Queen's Platinum Jubilee.

This year is the Queen's Platty Joobs. Rule Britannia, keep Andrew out of sight.

by DefinitelyRobbie May 30, 2022