Joomie 

A Jewish roommate who is awesome and fun to hang out with.

My joomie Sara is out of town this week.

My joomie and I are going to throw a party next weekend

Joomie by SD_Hokie October 28, 2010

Joopie 

Andy.
Someone who is sleepy.

"Hey man you lookin' Joopie today, guy. You need some rest, fella."

Joopie by Big Bubble Butt Tea May 28, 2013

joonie 

literally the bestest human in existence.

joonie is such a wholesome man!

joonie by beauty and the 69 beasts April 26, 2019

Joonie 

How do you spot a RM stan? they will usually call him Joon or Joonie. Joonie is more commonly known online as Dance Monster, Expensive Girl enthusiast and that one dude from Behind The Scenes with an obsession for converse shoes.

anti: "bruh rap monster is the visual hole of bts!"
a tru skinny legend: "what are you talking about? my joonie is the most adorable sunshine ever! *insert uwu 1000x & rm stan account*

Joonie by sunzshiz June 6, 2018

Jomie

Jomie is a word you call your friends and family instead of homie.

Your friends are homie.
Your family is jomie.

Person 1: Wassup jomie?
Person 1's brother: Nuttin' much cuh

Jomie by Your mom (real) September 15, 2023

Jookie Spore

1. Mildew-like material that when socialized with humans, can lead to strange symptoms such as sweating at the site of raw shellfish, feeling the need to go swimming after eating a hot dog, or bowel movements at the thought of not seeing your grandmother for over two years.

Some rare symptoms are:
1. Public Urination after seeing a PG-13 movie.
2. Staring thoughtlessly into rotting pumpkins (seasonal illness)
3. Feeling of great remorse or feelings of hardship after slipping one sandal on instead of both at the same time.
4. Intense cravings for blueberries after minutes of using an electric nose shaver.

Once infected with Jookie Spores, symptoms may be instantly apparent, whilst some people never show symptoms. Many hereditary characteristics come to play when showing the physical or mental affects of the spore.

Scientists at the West Virginia Medical Institute have yet to come to a valid conclusion of how Jookie Spores were created, and thus have not found a cure once caught. Speculation shows that one man had sexual intercourse with themself (hermaphrodite), which led to an ejaculate with may have contained Jookie Spore membranes. The person to be "speculated," has been identified as a man/woman named Nicholas Renyer, but this information is yet to be correctly proven.

Since 2004, teens across the Mid-West (USA) have been harvesting and collecting these spores in powder-like variations, to be used for recreational means. Not much is known about "Juke Dust," but doctors and scientists alike both highly recommend not using this compound substance, for long-term affects could lead to lethal consequences.

Doctor: "hmm.... looks like you may have gotten Jookie Spores..."
Patient: "all I know is that this shirt is making me want to watch Robo-Cop."
Doctor: "nurse, come in; looks like this is a serious dose."

Jookie Spore by Twizzle1337 January 11, 2008

joogie 

To joogie someone means basically , to stab them

Yo, i jus joogied up some nigga comin round da block grillin yo,i better lay low.

joogie by Cage333 April 13, 2007