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The Mack, the gawd, the one and only jonorr he has all the ladies and he’s never getting married or having kids you know why???? Cuz he’s the goat 🐐
“Oh he cheated on you again? He such a jonorr!”
by Phill kid 08 March 2, 2018
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jonorr

Sophisticated male with exceptionally great taste. Able to smash every record and a known lover of Jesus Christ. Every thing he touches is gold.
He has the grace and favor of Jonorr.
by Lou08 March 4, 2018
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JonArryn'd

1) When a high ranking member of any organization or ruling group is rendered completely and utterly useless upon their attempt to expose some conspiracy or tightly guarded secret.

2) Killed quite pathetically by a political opponent. See murked.
3) To be poisoned and die only for the authorities to deem the death "of natural causes."
A: Did you hear what happened to the Vice President of China?
B: Naw? what happened to that cat?
A: Nigga got JonArryn'd.

The term originates from the 1st novel, A Game of Thrones in the epic fantasy series A Song of Ice and Fire from esteemed author George R.R. Martin. At the opening of the novel the character Jon Arryn is announced dead of a "sickness" that is anything but. Hence Jon Arryn was JonArryn'd
by hard6 September 12, 2012
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Johnorrhea

A person with an irrational fear that they could possibly catch an STD from a public toilet.
Dan: Dude, you missed half the game. What took you so long?

Steve: Man, I had to drop bait and those bathrooms are filthy so I had to cover the seat with some toilet paper.

Dan: Sounds like you got a bad case of Johnorrhea.
by b-tox May 23, 2012
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Jonorrhea

(n) A disease of the mind involving permanent affection/obsession for a "Jon" or "Jonathan" that is untreatable; complications include heart burn, heart attack, stroke, blood clots, loss of feeling, irregular menstrual flow, pregnancy, broken heart and fatalities have occurred. Seek medical and therapeutical help immediately.
Hayleigh has a severe case of Jonorrhea.

Cassandra you should really go see someone for that Jonorrhea.
by Joe Nathan II October 9, 2010
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jonotrollson

the type of youtuber everyone wants to be. he i known for his skills in cod (call of duty) but early 2016 he wipe his channel and has not been the same since.
jonotrollson is a sick dude
by nettube August 29, 2017
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jonobrow

Oh, that's jonobrow
by JFK the Booty Warrior June 1, 2010
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