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Jonor is the most prettiest person you will ever mean. She is very bold and never back down when it comes to sticking up for something or someone she loves.everybody loves her and every boy either likes her or ends up liking her. She makes people jealous all the time. And did I mention she is GORGEOUS 😍😍😍😍
Woww I wish I was jonor 😊
Jonor by Gshe yd March 14, 2018
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jonor • jonorr • Jonorrhea • Jono Rizz • Joner • jono • johora • jonard • Janorexia • Jinora

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Ethan:Guppti Tamberooly Jooortelsk

Mark: ah Scandinavian

Batu Pahat Johor 

The most awful place on earth, even the word 'awful' is too holy to describe how unpleasant/unappealing that place is, need to wash both hands and mouth everytime we Malaysian type or say the name of that place. Most Malaysian refer the name 'Batu Pahat Johor' as something irritating and dreadful
Kamarul! Please flush the toilet after you use it! we don't wanna see and smell your Batu Pahat on the toilet bowl !!!!

Azri : Where did you go just now kamal?

Kamal : Toilet man, need to drop loads of Batu Pahat Johor in my tummy

I need to buy a new shoes, because i stepped on Batu Pahat yesterday, so disgusting!

John : Hey Jo, Where you rather go? Hell or Batu Pa-

Joseph : Mann don't finish that question! hell all day eryday!
Batu Pahat Johor by Bres Pump August 8, 2022

doing a jono 

To do a jono is the act of rejecting your current company to maneuver, in a stalking fashion, over to a person of the opposite sex. Doing a Jono usually consists of a male, staring longingly at a female's chest area. This act if performed subconsciously and usually leaves the former company of the "Jonoer" feeling annoyed. Two people can subconsciously do a jono together, which is known as in the trade, Dual Jonoing.
Sarah: "(oh god, hes doing a jono again, i wish he'd leave me alone)"
Phil: "Oh, theres goes Jono on another tit rampage"
Bob: "Ah man, just leave her alone!!"
Jonoer: "breasts? breast breasts breasts breasts! hmph... breast!"
doing a jono by david schlonglicker October 10, 2006

Doing a Jono 

Where you, or your friend, betray your friendship with others of the same gender to go and flirt with other people of the opposite sex (and commonly fail to pull).
"Oh look at Mobbsy, he is doing another Jono!" or "Doing a Jono again, Mobbsy?"
The act of falling down a flight of stairs as if you were a torpedo
Logan: Dude I just jotorped down the fucking stairs.

Dylan: You fucking dumbass.
Jotorp by pinche pendejo October 13, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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