jonor
jonor by Why don’t we February 17, 2018
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Jonor
Jonor is the most prettiest person you will ever mean. She is very bold and never back down when it comes to sticking up for something or someone she loves.everybody loves her and every boy either likes her or ends up liking her. She makes people jealous all the time. And did I mention she is GORGEOUS 😍😍😍😍
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Batu Pahat Johor
The most awful place on earth, even the word 'awful' is too holy to describe how unpleasant/unappealing that place is, need to wash both hands and mouth everytime we Malaysian type or say the name of that place. Most Malaysian refer the name 'Batu Pahat Johor' as something irritating and dreadful
Kamarul! Please flush the toilet after you use it! we don't wanna see and smell your Batu Pahat on the toilet bowl !!!!
Azri : Where did you go just now kamal?
Kamal : Toilet man, need to drop loads of Batu Pahat Johor in my tummy
I need to buy a new shoes, because i stepped on Batu Pahat yesterday, so disgusting!
John : Hey Jo, Where you rather go? Hell or Batu Pa-
Joseph : Mann don't finish that question! hell all day eryday!
Azri : Where did you go just now kamal?
Kamal : Toilet man, need to drop loads of Batu Pahat Johor in my tummy
I need to buy a new shoes, because i stepped on Batu Pahat yesterday, so disgusting!
John : Hey Jo, Where you rather go? Hell or Batu Pa-
Joseph : Mann don't finish that question! hell all day eryday!
Batu Pahat Johor by Bres Pump August 8, 2022
doing a jono
To do a jono is the act of rejecting your current company to maneuver, in a stalking fashion, over to a person of the opposite sex. Doing a Jono usually consists of a male, staring longingly at a female's chest area. This act if performed subconsciously and usually leaves the former company of the "Jonoer" feeling annoyed. Two people can subconsciously do a jono together, which is known as in the trade, Dual Jonoing.
Sarah: "(oh god, hes doing a jono again, i wish he'd leave me alone)"
Phil: "Oh, theres goes Jono on another tit rampage"
Bob: "Ah man, just leave her alone!!"
Jonoer: "breasts? breast breasts breasts breasts! hmph... breast!"
Phil: "Oh, theres goes Jono on another tit rampage"
Bob: "Ah man, just leave her alone!!"
Jonoer: "breasts? breast breasts breasts breasts! hmph... breast!"
doing a jono by david schlonglicker October 10, 2006
Doing a Jono
Where you, or your friend, betray your friendship with others of the same gender to go and flirt with other people of the opposite sex (and commonly fail to pull).
Doing a Jono by Trident Spliffmonster October 9, 2006
Jotorp
Jotorp by pinche pendejo October 13, 2021
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dead drop
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Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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No Surprises Wedding
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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