(n) A disease of the mind involving permanent affection/obsession for a "Jon" or "Jonathan" that is untreatable; complications include heart burn, heart attack, stroke, blood clots, loss of feeling, irregular menstrual flow, pregnancy, broken heart and fatalities have occurred. Seek medical and therapeutical help immediately.
Hayleigh has a severe case of Jonorrhea.
Cassandra you should really go see someone for that Jonorrhea.
Cassandra you should really go see someone for that Jonorrhea.
by Joe Nathan II October 9, 2010
Get the Jonorrheamug.