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Jonesca is a very unique, caring person who puts family before anything. Jonesca has a big heart but has been hurt so many times. Whoever has Jonesca, they are very lucky.
I love Jonesca.
jonesca by gretyassker June 20, 2019
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Jonessa is a unique name that can from 2 parents in 2006. It’s a mixture of Vanessa and Jonathan
Jonessa is very unique and cool.
jonessa by Annyimois July 30, 2018
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Baddest girl alive. Absolutely stunning. Beautiful. Unbelievable body. Fatt asl ass. Perfect titties. You just wish you could fuck the shit outta this bitch. Your dick will be addicted to her.
Guy A: Yo that bitch bad af
Guy B: Yeah, a total Jonessa.
Jonessa by Brandon26 May 25, 2019
She’s a smart,funny,intelligent,beautiful,joy to be around;best looking girl with a gap you can ever meet.You’ll be a lucky person to meet one.
Girl 1: Hey who’s that new girl?
Girl 2: That’s JONESHA, how have you not met her? She’s amazing.
Girl 1: Lol,ok I’ll go see for myself;how amazing she is.

Guy 1: Aye homie,who’s that thick junt over there?
Guy 2: Who her? That’s Jonesha,the baddest female around.
Guy 1: Say no more. I got to meet her now.
Jonesha by Hey Gorgeous 😁 May 11, 2018
A unique name that was given to a girl in 2004. It is a mix of the names Joseph and Vanessa.
“You are the only person I know with the name Jonessa!” -Simon
“Jonessa is pretty unique” -Everyone
Jonessa by GrassyAssy April 8, 2019

jonesbag 

An alternative for "jonesin' ". A deroggatory term for a person who is gross or "hurtin" or has no drive for anything in life.
Man, that guy has some mad dandruff. He's a jonesbag!
jonesbag by KMackin December 11, 2008
A sexy girl with big tits.
jonescu by Willis Mark March 31, 2017
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